| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | VENGEANCE IS YOURS! Platinum trophy for completing all other trophies conditions |  Platinum |
 | Washing Machine Abs Complete the story with Golem (Any difficulty) |  Bronze |
 | Sting like a Bee Complete the story with Candy (Any difficulty) | Bronze |
 | FOR IRELAND!!!! Complete the story with Loony (Any difficulty) | Bronze |
 | A True Hunter Complete the game on Vengeance!! mode |  Gold |
 | Don't Punch Your Friend Complete the game in Co-Op with both players still alive |  Silver |
 | Secrets Don't Make Friends Collect all secret items | Gold |
 | The Spin Cycle Complete a 30 hit combo with Golem | Silver |
 | Cartwheelies Complete a 30 hit combo with Candy unlocked Apr 12th, 2025 6:03 pm | Silver |
 | EXPLOSIONS!!!! Complete a 30 hit combo with Loony | Silver |
 | The Perfect Bonus Complete the Scooter stage without taking damage | Silver |
 | 1cc Complete the game without continuing on any difficulty | Gold |
 | Save the Animals Save all the babies in Stage 4 | Gold |
 | Spelunker of Doom Find the Rolling Rock in Stage 1 | Silver |
 | First Contact Find the Aliens in the cave in Stage 2 | Bronze |
 | Suits Find the Suit enemies in the Sewer on Stage 3 | Bronze |
 | Back to School Find the Kindergarten in Stage 4 | Silver |
 | Captain, to the Bridge Find the Bridge in Stage 5 | Silver |
 | Fire Ze Missilles Stage 5 boss gets hit by 3 missiles | Silver |
 | You're eating garbage, Bro Eat 10 health pickups in a single game | Bronze |
 | Grayvy Recover more than 100 Gray health | Bronze |
 | Guns are for Wimps Complete the game using no guns | Gold |
 | Keep Rolling Rolling Rolling Get hit three times by the Rolling Rock in Stage 2 Cave and Survive | Bronze |
 | But I'm still hungry! Eat a turkey health item while at 100% HP | Bronze |
 | GO GO YOU'RE SO SLOW When the game says, "GO GO GO", you sit and wait | Bronze |
 | TIPPY TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN Beat the default top score of 100,000 points | Gold |
