| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | Cleared Orientation You've successfully finished the Childrens Orientation Course, and received an Economy ticket. | 50 |
 | Premium Economy Premium Economy, earning you the right to act pompously and look down upon standard economy Tourists | 50 |
 | Business Class This allows you to fulfill your priveleged entitlement, without actually being rich or successful | 50 |
 | First Class A First Class ticket qualifies you to be annoyed by a whole new social class of idiots. | 50 |
 | Living life on Easy mode You've cleared all Tours on Easy difficulty. | 50 |
 | Life's Hard You've cleared all Tours on Hard difficulty. You beast. | 50 |
 | Sightseeing - Metagate E36 You've discovered all the sights of Metagate E36. | 50 |
 | Sightseeing - Metro Mexicano You've discovered all the sights of Metro Mexicano. Buen trabajo! | 50 |
 | Sightseeing - New Amsterdam You've discovered all the sights of New Amsterdam. Disgusting. | 50 |
 | Sightseeing - Terra Feralis You've discovered all the sights of Terra Feralis. Goodonya, digger! | 50 |
 | Sightseeing - Hicksville You've discovered all the sights of Hicksville. Git 'er done! | 50 |
 | Sightseeing - Hell You've discovered all the sights of Hell. Don't worry, you'll be back to visit eventually. | 50 |
 | Burning Plastic Killed 300 Living Sex Dolls with fire. | 50 |
 | The First Rule Killed 200 Luchadore's with melee. | 50 |
 | Like A Boss Killed 10 boss class enemies. | 100 |
 | Services To Humanity Drove off Disco Mime 3 times. | 50 |
 | Haemo Bogan Killed 300 Ferals with explosives. | 50 |
 | Toot Toot Discovered the haunted train whistle | 50 |
 | Not Chuchuk Discovered the Stallions secret... | 50 |
