spoony's Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence progress

Check out the inside of your parachute during your HALO jump

Start the game as a different character

Get to Sokolov without being detected or killing anyone on Normal or higher difficulty

Get to Sokolov without being detected after killing at least 14 soldiers on Normal or higher difficulty

Find a mysterious body during the Virtuous Mission

Complete the Virtuous Mission and evac from behind enemy lines

Spot a poster of Yumi Kikuchi during your insertion

Meet The Boss

Meet your contact at the rendezvous point and defeat the Ocelot Unit

Defeat the Ocelot Unit in Rassvet without being detected or killing any of them on Normal or higher difficulty

Hear EVA explain why she did it

In Bolshaya Past, disable every Electric Fence & Claymore and destroy the Provisions Storehouse, Armory & Chopper

Shoot off Ocelot's hat

Spin guns with Ocelot til he doesn't want to play anymore

Defeat Major Ocelot using lethal means

Defeat Major Ocelot using non-lethal means

Defeat Major Ocelot before he can reload his guns without using automatic weapons on Normal or higher difficulty

You've encountered some kind of cave demon... Counter-balance the knife, quick-slash, retract

Defeat the Pain using lethal means

Defeat the Pain using non-lethal means

Defeat the Pain without taking damage on Normal or higher difficulty

Eliminate The End before having to face him in battle

Trigger every trap in Graniny Gorki South without being caught in any of them

Meet Granin

Spot the two Metal Gear models in Granin's office

Defeat The Fear using lethal means

Defeat The Fear using non-lethal means

Defeat The Fear without taking damage or using weapons except food on Normal or higher difficulty

Capture The End's bird alive and then send it back to its master

Capture The End's bird alive and then consume it while fighting him

Hold up The End three times

Fall asleep on the battlefield while fighting The End

Spend a week fighting The End til he gets tired of you and just dies

Defeat The End using lethal means

Defeat The End using non-lethal means

Defeat The End without him firing a single shot on Normal or higher difficulty

Neutralize the Ocelot Unit in Sokrovenno without being detected or killing any of them on Normal or higher difficulty

Climb up the ladder

Climb back down the ladder

Rendezvous with Eva at the Krasnogorje Ruins

Defeat The Fury using lethal means

Defeat The Fury using non-lethal means

Defeat The Fury without firing a gun or RPG or using life medicine on Normal or higher difficulty

Unlock all the locked doors in Groznyj Grad East Wing

Demote Major Raikov's privates

While disguised as an enemy officer, punch another enemy officer in the face for not wearing his hat

Locate Sokolov in Groznyj Grad

Take no damage during the torture sequence

Wake up from a terrible nightmare

Defeat enough enemies to escape the nightmare without taking damage and without running out of time

Talk to your support staff about the nightmare you had

Befriend Johnny

Escape your cell using the fake death pill and escape the torture room before Johnny notices

Put Johnny to sleep, open the cell door and escape the torture room before he wakes up

Escape the torture room while Johnny is in the bathroom

Escape Groznyj Grad without being detected or killing anyone on Normal or higher difficulty

Defeat the Sorrow

Defeat the Sorrow with a body count of at least 100 on Normal or higher difficulty

Reunite with Eva in the cave with the transmitter still in your body

Take a shortcut to the Main Wing Hangar

Plant the 4 C3 charges

Throw out a live Tree Frog and a Russian Glowcap while fighting Volgin

Troll Colonel Volgin by dressing up as his friend and giving him a salute!

Defeat Colonel Volgin using lethal means

Defeat Colonel Volgin using non-lethal means

Defeat Colonel Volgin using only CQC with at least 2:00 left on the timer on Normal or higher difficulty

Destroy the Shagohod and defeat the pilot using lethal means

Defeat the Shagohod's pilot using non-lethal means

Destroy the Shagohod without Snake or EVA taking damage on Normal or higher difficulty

Treat Snake's injuries first

Interrogate EVA to find out the secret code!

Get EVA from the crash site to the lake without feeding her, being spotted or killing any soldiers on Normal or higher difficulty

Capture three white snakes alive

Defeat The Boss using lethal means

Defeat The Boss using non-lethal means

Defeat The Boss without taking damage on Normal or higher difficulty

Defeat The Boss using only CQC and no life medicine on Normal or higher difficulty

Watch two lovers reunite and depart together

Win the duel

Lose the duel

Choose the loaded gun but don't fire

Choose the loaded gun and fire but miss

Spot a friend who came to observe the ceremony

Make Snake dizzy until he throws up

Create a time paradox

Feast on a tree frog in the rain

Destroy all the enemy armories

Destroy all the enemy provisions storehouses

Survive five consecutive minutes in high alert wearing the GA-KO suit and using no life medicine on Normal or higher difficulty

Call off an alert using the radio

Listen to every Healing Radio frequency

Call the Boss while wearing the tuxedo

Ask Major Zero why they keep blowin' up

Ask Major Zero where the name 'Zero' came from

Tell Major Zero about what happened with The Sorrow

Call Para-Medic while smoking a cigar

Ask Para-Medic about a Russian Ration after eating one

Ask Para-Medic about the Green Tree Python before eating one

Ask Para-Medic about the Tree Frog before eating it

Ask Para-Medic about the Rabbit

Ask Para-Medic about the Vampire Bat

Ask Para-Medic about the Russian Glowcap before eating one then eat it and call her back

Ask Para-Medic about the Fly Agaric mushroom before eating one, then eat one

Ask Para-Medic before and after eating a Spatsa mushroom

Ask Para-Medic about the Ural Luminescent mushroom before eating one, then eat it and call her back

Consume human flesh and then talk to Para-Medic about it

Learn about the Tsuchinoko from Para-Medic before catching one, then catch one and call her back

Almost ask Para-Medic how the attack dogs taste

Ask Para-Medic about the horse

Talk to Para-Medic about 007: From Russia With Love

Talk to Para-Medic about War of the Worlds

Talk to Para-Medic about My Mother Was a Teenage Spider-Queen From Mars... Twice

Call Sigint while you're naked

Talk to Sigint about the GA-KO camo

Talk to Sigint about the mask

Talk to Sigint about the Zombie face paint

Talk to Sigint about the Kabuki and Oyama face paints

Talk to Sigint about the knife

Talk to Sigint about the Patriot

Talk to Sigint about the box

Talk to EVA about the Calorie Mate

Find out about Ocelot's past from EVA

Call EVA before escaping Groznyj Grad to make sure she didn't lose any of your equipment, especially your book

Confront EVA about your missing food

Call Sigint and Para-Medic about the Croc Cap, then talk to EVA about it

Ask Major Zero about Tatyana, then ask EVA about her and call her back later to find out more

Unlock all four personal data pages on Major Zero

Unlock all four personal data pages on Para-Medic

Unlock all four personal data pages on Sigint

Unlock all four personal data pages on EVA

Find the Thermal Goggles, SVD, XM16E1 & M37 during the Virtuous Mission

Find the AK-47, Mine Detector, Box A, Thermal Goggles, Raindrop Camo, & Zombie Face Paint before defeating the Ocelot Unit

Find the GA-KO, Splitter, Choco Chip & Water camos, Snow face paint & Crocodile Cap before reaching the crevice

Find the Torch, Night-Vision Goggles, M37 and Snow Camo in Chornaya Peschera Cave before encountering The Pain

Find the SVD, XM16E1, Cig Gas Spray, Handkerchief, Fly camo, Desert & Oyama face paints before encountering The Fear

Find the Sneaking Suit, Water & Kabuki face paints, M63, RPG-7, Scorpion SMG, Camera & Box B & C before planting the C3

Complete the Virtuous Mission with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty

Get from Dremuchij East to Rassvet with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty

Get from Rassvet to the Crevice with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty

After The Pain, reach Granin's office with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty

After meeting Granin, reach The Fear with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty

After The Fear, reach The End with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty

After The Ladder, reach The Fury with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty

After The Fury, neutralize Raikov with no alerts, kills, weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty

Return to Groznyj Grad and plant the C3 with no alerts, kills, other weapons, items or face paint and naked on Normal or higher difficulty

Locate all collectible uniforms and face paint

Find and eliminate all Kerotans during the Virtuous Mission

Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Dremuchij, Dolidnovodno, Rassvet, Chornyj Prud & Bolshaya areas during Operation: Snake Eater

Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Chyornaya Peschera Cave, Ponizovje & Graniny Gorki areas

Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Svyatogornyj, Sokrovenno, Krasnogorje & Underground Tunnel areas

Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Groznyj Grad & Tikhogornyj areas

Find and eliminate all Kerotans during the Bike Chase and Rail Bridge sections

Find and eliminate all Kerotans in Lazorovje & Rokovoj Bereg areas

Find and eliminate all 64 Kerotans

Find every type of food on the game

Eat the 3 forbidden creatures

Return to the US with a live Parrot

Return to the US with a live Tsuchinoko

Return to the US with a leech still on Snake

Complete the game on Very Easy or higher difficulty

Complete the game on Easy or higher difficulty

Complete the game on Normal or higher difficulty

Complete the game on Hard or higher difficulty

Complete the game on Extreme or higher difficulty

Complete the game on European Extreme difficulty

Complete the game in less than five hours

Complete the game with 0 continues used

Complete the game with 0 alerts

Complete the game with 0 kills

Complete the game with 0 life meds used

Complete the game with 25 or less saves

Complete the game with 5 or less life bars of damage

Complete the game with 20 or less serious injuries

Complete the game with a Foxhound rating

Knock on the door and ask them to let you in

Before meeting Granin, get yourself caught trying to "escape" outside Graniny Gorki Lab

Knock yourself out with the handkerchief

Shoot Major Raikov in the ! or ?