~Hack~ Quest of Hat Progress

Gain access to the pizza parlor.

Receive a free cup of coffee in Saturn Valley.

Take a ride in the Phase Distorter and team up with Jeff.

Escape from the underground maze.

It's okay if you use fast-forward.

Check on what Orange Kid is up to.

Obtain the Paino Spray from Apple Kid.

Trek down a tunnel and emerge in Onett.

Give the bakery man something to spice up his dish.

Collect all discoverable items in the entire game.

Give the driver in Onett a pair of glasses and watch his stunt performance.

Watch an adventure movie about a kid who has to fight an alien or something.

Watch an action movie with some lame stunts.

Deliver a battery to an inventor in Onett.

Remove all four obstacles on the cliffs of Onett.

Obtain a key from a mousehole.

Defeat the Chimneysweep.

Defeat Pokey quickly using just two items.

Encounter all possible photos.

Defeat Pokey and win the game.

Obtain a message for the mayor of Twoson.

Visit the mayor's office and receive a message.

Purchase and eat a banana.

Catch up with a band member at the bar.

Be mistaken for someone else twice.

Let the piano player borrow some spray.