| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | The End Now go outside unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 8:34 pm |  Platinum |
 | Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 8:18 pm |  Gold |
 | Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 8:34 pm |  Silver |
 | Saliva Surrogate Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 6:25 pm |  Bronze |
 | Essense of Pigeon Spray 3 people with pheromones unlocked Jan 10th, 2018 2:04 am | Gold |
 | Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 6:41 pm | Bronze |
 | Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 6:44 pm | Bronze |
 | Long Distance Charges Explore the rotary phone menu options unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 6:59 pm | Bronze |
 | Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 6:38 pm | Gold |
 | Face Infectors Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 6:51 pm | Silver |
 | Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 7:24 pm | Gold |
 | Spongliform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 7:25 pm | Silver |
 | Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 7:27 pm | Bronze |
 | Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 7:37 pm | Silver |
 | Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 7:40 pm | Silver |
 | Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face unlocked Jan 13th, 2018 1:56 pm | Gold |
 | Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 7:45 pm | Bronze |
 | Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 1:38 am | Bronze |
 | But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 7:52 pm | Gold |
 | Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 2:30 am | Gold |
 | Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 2:47 am | Silver |
 | Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 2:06 am | Bronze |
 | Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool unlocked Jan 12th, 2018 2:21 am | Bronze |
 | A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 2:48 am | Silver |
 | DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records unlocked Jan 15th, 2018 8:02 pm | Silver |
