| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 10:28 pm |  Platinum |
 | The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 10:26 pm |  Gold |
 | "What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here. unlocked Jan 28th, 2015 9:12 pm |  Bronze |
 | "Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch. unlocked Jan 30th, 2015 8:43 am | Bronze |
 | "Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times. unlocked Jan 30th, 2015 10:51 am | Bronze |
 | "It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings. unlocked Jan 30th, 2015 10:46 am | Bronze |
 | "Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon. unlocked Jan 28th, 2015 9:17 pm | Bronze |
 | "I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine. unlocked Jan 28th, 2015 9:34 pm | Bronze |
 | "Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche. unlocked Jan 30th, 2015 8:50 am | Bronze |
 | "Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot. unlocked Jan 30th, 2015 10:56 am | Bronze |
 | "Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva. unlocked Jan 30th, 2015 8:58 am | Bronze |
 | "'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times. unlocked Jan 30th, 2015 11:02 am |  Silver |
 | "Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons. unlocked Jan 30th, 2015 11:04 am | Bronze |
 | "The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm. unlocked Jan 30th, 2015 4:26 pm | Bronze |
 | "We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso. unlocked Jan 31st, 2015 8:56 pm | Bronze |
 | "...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch. unlocked Jan 31st, 2015 8:59 pm | Bronze |
 | Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld. unlocked Jan 31st, 2015 9:02 pm | Silver |
 | "Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing. unlocked Oct 2nd, 2015 5:06 pm | Bronze |
 | "Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving. unlocked Jan 31st, 2015 9:05 pm | Bronze |
 | "Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro. unlocked Jan 31st, 2015 9:26 pm | Bronze |
 | "We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie. unlocked Jan 31st, 2015 9:09 pm | Bronze |
 | "YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system. unlocked Jan 31st, 2015 9:12 pm | Bronze |
 | "It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon. unlocked Oct 2nd, 2015 5:14 pm | Bronze |
 | "Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems. unlocked Oct 2nd, 2015 5:36 pm | Silver |
 | "We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game. unlocked Oct 2nd, 2015 5:39 pm | Bronze |
 | "Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story. unlocked Jan 31st, 2015 9:33 pm | Bronze |
 | "Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here. unlocked Jan 31st, 2015 9:38 pm | Bronze |
 | "Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino. unlocked Oct 2nd, 2015 5:28 pm | Bronze |
 | "So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out. unlocked Oct 2nd, 2015 5:43 pm | Bronze |
 | "Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar. unlocked Oct 2nd, 2015 5:26 pm | Bronze |
 | "Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song. unlocked Oct 2nd, 2015 5:57 pm | Bronze |
 | "ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees. unlocked Oct 3rd, 2015 2:57 pm | Bronze |
 | Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld. unlocked Oct 3rd, 2015 3:06 pm | Silver |
 | "I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 8:28 pm | Bronze |
 | *sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 8:37 pm | Bronze |
 | "Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 8:42 pm | Bronze |
 | "Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 8:57 pm | Silver |
 | "IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 8:45 pm | Bronze |
 | "Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 9:12 pm | Bronze |
 | Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 9:14 pm | Silver |
 | "Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 9:19 pm | Bronze |
 | "I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 9:19 pm | Bronze |
 | "I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 9:16 pm | Bronze |
 | "...so large" Meet the mechanics. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 9:23 pm | Bronze |
 | "Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 9:27 pm | Silver |
 | "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 9:35 pm | Bronze |
 | "Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 9:38 pm | Bronze |
 | Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld. unlocked Oct 7th, 2015 10:28 pm | Gold |
