| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | Savior of the Universe You got them all! unlocked Oct 25th, 2024 5:42 pm |  Platinum |
 | Extermination Kill 50 aliens unlocked May 10th, 2014 5:36 pm |  Bronze |
 | Annihilation Kill 100 aliens unlocked May 11th, 2014 8:27 am | Bronze |
 | Nuclear Devastation Kill 250 aliens unlocked Mar 17th, 2024 11:11 am | Bronze |
 | On the Noggin' Kill 30 aliens with headshots unlocked Apr 13th, 2024 9:59 am | Bronze |
 | Hippy-Stomper Foot stomp 12 aliens unlocked Apr 13th, 2024 10:30 am | Bronze |
 | Judge, Jury, Executioner Execute 20 aliens unlocked Apr 13th, 2024 10:26 am | Bronze |
 | Trapper Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines unlocked Oct 12th, 2024 11:13 am | Bronze |
 | Freeze Well! Kill 15 frozen aliens unlocked May 9th, 2024 4:44 pm | Bronze |
 | Road Rage Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck unlocked Apr 14th, 2024 10:45 am | Bronze |
 | Fork the Pork Kill 6 aliens with the forklift unlocked Apr 17th, 2024 9:49 am | Bronze |
 | Dead Useful Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives unlocked Apr 9th, 2024 10:44 am | Bronze |
 | Tosser... in the Literal Sense Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects unlocked May 11th, 2014 8:31 am | Bronze |
 | Duke Angry, Duke Smash! Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids unlocked Mar 17th, 2024 11:08 am | Bronze |
 | Noms Eat 10 pieces of food in SP unlocked May 10th, 2014 5:08 pm | Bronze |
 | Natural Disaster 3x Kill 3 aliens at once unlocked May 12th, 2014 8:35 am | Bronze |
 | Full Body Tourettes Get knocked down 10 times unlocked Apr 11th, 2024 10:32 am | Bronze |
 | Turd Burglar Find and steal a piece of poo unlocked Apr 12th, 2024 10:27 am | Bronze |
 | I Need a Towel Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs unlocked Apr 17th, 2024 12:35 pm | Bronze |
 | Baron von Nukem Shoot down 20 alien fighters unlocked Mar 17th, 2024 11:40 am | Bronze |
 | Call Waiting Listen to all phone messages unlocked Oct 25th, 2024 5:42 pm |  Silver |
 | Bucket Head Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign unlocked Oct 22nd, 2024 11:02 am | Bronze |
 | Party Animal Drink all of the beers in the strip club unlocked Oct 13th, 2024 9:53 am | Bronze |
 | Pescaphobe Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level unlocked Oct 14th, 2024 10:36 am | Bronze |
 | Drawrings Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP unlocked May 10th, 2014 4:24 pm | Bronze |
 | I Need a Date Look at every page of a calendar in SP unlocked May 9th, 2024 4:48 pm | Bronze |
 | Sticky Bomb Like You! Put a Trip Mine on a live alien unlocked May 1st, 2024 10:55 am | Bronze |
 | Big Guns, Big Ships Blow up 5 enemy Gunships or Dropships unlocked Apr 13th, 2024 10:40 am | Bronze |
 | Air-Duke Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club unlocked Oct 13th, 2024 10:33 am | Silver |
 | Balls of Steel Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP unlocked Oct 15th, 2024 7:05 pm | Silver |
 | Flagon of Chuckles Drink a beer in SP unlocked May 10th, 2014 5:24 pm | Bronze |
 | Juiced Take steroids in SP unlocked May 10th, 2014 5:32 pm | Bronze |
 | He's Got a Hologram! Use a Holoduke in SP unlocked Apr 13th, 2024 10:33 am | Bronze |
 | Substance Abuser Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP unlocked Apr 17th, 2024 10:27 am | Bronze |
 | I Am All That Is Man Discover all ego cap rewards unlocked Oct 24th, 2024 4:35 pm | Silver |
 | Gunslinger Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign unlocked Oct 22nd, 2024 11:39 am | Silver |
 | Sunday, Black Sunday Shoot down the blimp above the stadium unlocked Apr 17th, 2024 1:52 pm | Bronze |
 | Nobody Likes a Whiner Knock out the talent at the talk show unlocked May 10th, 2014 5:10 pm | Bronze |
 | Lots of Whacking Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club unlocked Oct 13th, 2024 9:40 am | Bronze |
 | Companion Barrel Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop unlocked Apr 17th, 2024 10:13 am | Bronze |
 | One-Eyed Freak Defeat the Cycloid unlocked May 10th, 2014 4:30 pm | Bronze |
 | Pit Champion Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas unlocked May 12th, 2014 8:37 am | Bronze |
 | Not Bad for a Human Defeat the Alien Queen unlocked Apr 11th, 2024 10:36 am | Silver |
 | A Good Dam Fight Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam unlocked Apr 15th, 2024 10:23 am | Silver |
 | Octacide Defeat the Octaking unlocked Apr 17th, 2024 11:46 am | Silver |
 | Beating the One-Eyed Worm Defeat the Leech unlocked Apr 17th, 2024 1:27 pm | Silver |
 | Piece of Cake Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty unlocked Apr 17th, 2024 1:48 pm | Bronze |
 | Let's Rock Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty unlocked Apr 17th, 2024 1:47 pm | Silver |
 | Come Get Some Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty unlocked May 11th, 2024 8:31 pm |  Gold |
 | Damn, I'm Good Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty unlocked May 11th, 2024 8:30 pm | Gold |
 | Special Thanks Watch the credits all the way through unlocked May 11th, 2024 8:41 pm | Bronze |
 | Bubble Buster Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks | Bronze |
 | Threesome Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader | Bronze |
 | Passive Aggressive Let 20 enemies die by someone else's hand | Bronze |
 | Bloody Red Rover Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover | Bronze |
 | Scientits Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine | Bronze |
 | Heart to Heart Finish Doctor Proton | Bronze |
 | Hedonist, not Misogynist Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women | Bronze |
 | Another Piece of Cake Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Easy Difficulty | Bronze |
 | Let's Rock Out Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Normal Difficulty | Bronze |
 | Come Get A Little More Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Hard Difficulty | Bronze |
 | Damn, I'm REALLY Good Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Insane Difficulty | Bronze |
 | I Am All That Is Man - Again! Discover all Ego cap rewards in The Doctor Who Cloned Me | Bronze |
