| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | Newbie Start playing unlocked Jul 18th, 2020 7:39 pm |  Bronze |
 | Haters Gonna Hate Dance through the first universe and don't stop for nothing | Bronze |
 | Speedrun Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds |  Silver |
 | Steedrun Play through Straitjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head | Silver |
 | Greedrun Play through Fat Cake universe and eat every fat cake, with a hamburger for a face | Silver |
 | Dinorun Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur | Silver |
 | Mmyes Indeedrun Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute, wearing a monocle and a top-hat | Silver |
 | That was it Finish the whole damn game |  Gold |
 | Hatsamingo Collect half the hats | Bronze |
 | Hatsamungojungo Collect all the hats | Bronze |
