| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all. unlocked Nov 28th, 2018 3:54 pm |  Platinum |
 | Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp unlocked Nov 28th, 2018 1:32 pm |  Gold |
 | Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call unlocked Nov 26th, 2018 12:56 pm | Gold |
 | The End Completed the game unlocked Nov 28th, 2018 2:33 pm | Gold |
 | Completionist Triggered all of the story in the game unlocked Nov 28th, 2018 2:21 pm | Gold |
 | Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads unlocked Nov 27th, 2018 4:58 pm | Gold |
 | Bibliophile Read all of the Bittern books unlocked Nov 27th, 2018 4:37 pm | Gold |
 | Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else unlocked Nov 28th, 2018 3:29 pm | Gold |
 | Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps unlocked Nov 27th, 2018 5:32 pm | Gold |
 | Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set unlocked Nov 27th, 2018 3:44 pm |  Silver |
 | Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers unlocked Nov 27th, 2018 3:14 pm | Silver |
 | Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes unlocked Nov 26th, 2018 1:38 pm | Silver |
 | Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds unlocked Nov 26th, 2018 12:23 pm | Silver |
 | Backtracker Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game unlocked Nov 27th, 2018 3:52 pm | Silver |
 | Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc unlocked Nov 28th, 2018 3:41 pm | Silver |
 | Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times unlocked Nov 26th, 2018 2:19 pm |  Bronze |
 | Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy unlocked Nov 27th, 2018 3:45 pm | Bronze |
 | Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler unlocked Nov 27th, 2018 3:02 pm | Bronze |
 | Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all unlocked Nov 28th, 2018 3:54 pm | Bronze |
