| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | The End Now go outside unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:53 pm |  Platinum |
 | Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:15 pm |  Gold |
 | Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:49 pm |  Silver |
 | Saliva Surrogate Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:26 pm |  Bronze |
 | Essense of Pigeon Spray 3 people with pheromones unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:35 pm | Gold |
 | Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:32 pm | Bronze |
 | Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:21 pm | Bronze |
 | Long Distance Charges Explore the rotary phone menu options unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:48 pm | Bronze |
 | Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:37 pm | Gold |
 | Face Infectors Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:43 pm | Silver |
 | Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:52 pm | Gold |
 | Spongliform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:53 pm | Silver |
 | Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant unlocked May 19th, 2023 8:57 pm | Bronze |
 | Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:04 pm | Silver |
 | Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:06 pm | Silver |
 | Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:10 pm | Gold |
 | Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:08 pm | Bronze |
 | Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:11 pm | Bronze |
 | But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:38 pm | Gold |
 | Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:46 pm | Gold |
 | Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:53 pm | Silver |
 | Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:35 pm | Bronze |
 | Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:11 pm | Bronze |
 | A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:37 pm | Silver |
 | DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records unlocked May 19th, 2023 9:36 pm | Silver |
