| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | BETTER THAN SILVER! Unlock all trophies in Varney Lake. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 6:05 am |  Platinum |
 | CARD SHARP Get a Super Ten. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 5:12 pm |  Silver |
 | GUMSHOE Catch a fedora. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 2:51 pm | Silver |
 | SHOAL OF YOUR SHOE Catch a shoe. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 2:50 pm | Silver |
 | CATCH-3 Catch 3 fish. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 2:41 pm | Silver |
 | CATCH-9 Catch 9 fish. (Catch-22? Great book. Go read it!) unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 2:45 pm |  Gold |
 | ALBINO TARPON Catch the albino tarpon. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 4:42 pm | Silver |
 | LOSER DICE Lose a Dice Hopscotch race. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 2:31 am | Silver |
 | PRESIDENTIAL See Mount Rushmore in the sky. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 5:15 am | Silver |
 | WINNER DICE Win a Dice Hopscotch race. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 2:12 am | Silver |
 | BENJI Get a hundred dollars. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 4:59 am | Silver |
 | FOR GOODNESS STAKE Make two vampire jokes. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 2:09 am | Silver |
 | PIXEL PULPER Know more about Mothmen 1966. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 4:37 pm | Silver |
 | PUTZ Ask an insensitive question. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 4:35 pm | Silver |
 | BEHOLD THE GOAT BOY! Discover Xantos' face. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 4:48 pm | Silver |
 | MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS Make Xantos walk silly like that amazing comedy bit. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 4:47 pm | Silver |
 | STORYTELLER Listen to all of Liszt's stories. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 4:57 pm | Silver |
 | PAPERBACK WRITER Sign a book. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 4:58 pm | Silver |
 | JERK Be an asshole. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 1:56 am | Silver |
 | LOSE BIG Lose all your money. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 6:05 am | Silver |
 | CLOUDY See four different common forms in the sky. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 1:55 am | Silver |
 | FREEDOM! Lose a catch. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 4:40 pm | Silver |
 | NOT THAT MATCH Solve 1 Matchstick puzzle. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 2:08 am | Silver |
 | MATCH BETTER Solve 4 Matchstick puzzles. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 5:14 am | Silver |
 | TOO MATCH Solve all Matchstick puzzles. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 5:48 am | Gold |
 | THANK YOU! Watch the credits until the end. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 5:09 pm | Silver |
 | SECRET SCENE 1 Watch secret scene 1. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 1:57 am | Silver |
 | SECRET SCENE 2 Watch secret scene 2. unlocked Jan 6th, 2024 5:09 pm | Silver |
 | SECRET SCENE 3 Watch secret scene 3. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 5:00 am | Silver |
 | SECRET SCENE 4 Watch secret scene 4. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 5:16 am | Silver |
 | THE COMPLETE PICTURE Watch all secret scenes. unlocked Jan 7th, 2024 5:16 am | Silver |
