| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | Total Tale Told Collect all other trophies. |  Platinum |
 | From Zeroes... Complete Episode 1. unlocked Sep 14th, 2025 6:40 pm |  Gold |
 | Shard Snatchers Complete Episode 2. unlocked Sep 17th, 2025 2:36 am | Gold |
 | Our Lucky Winner Complete Episode 3. unlocked Sep 23rd, 2025 9:40 pm | Gold |
 | The Shardmenstration Complete Episode 4. unlocked Sep 24th, 2025 12:36 am | Gold |
 | ...To Heroes Complete Episode 5. unlocked Sep 24th, 2025 4:09 pm | Gold |
 | New Business Finish the game with a good skateboard rating. |  Silver |
 | Not Dolls. Action Figures! Collect every Vaultlander figure. | Silver |
 | Okay, Vain Much? Obtain every cosmetic. | Gold |
 | You're Not Naked Obtain a cosmetic item. unlocked Sep 14th, 2025 5:42 pm |  Bronze |
 | Each Sold Separately Obtain a Vaultlander figure. unlocked Sep 14th, 2025 5:17 pm | Bronze |
 | Don't Get Cocky Win a Vaultlanders battle. unlocked Sep 17th, 2025 1:20 am | Bronze |
 | And Still Champion... Win every Vaultlanders battle. | Gold |
 | We're In Complete a hack. unlocked Sep 14th, 2025 5:58 pm | Bronze |
 | Who Needs Keys? Perform a Super Science Slap. unlocked Sep 14th, 2025 2:24 pm | Bronze |
 | Totally Intentional Fail an action for the first time. unlocked Sep 14th, 2025 2:39 pm | Bronze |
 | You Rich Now! Get the money from Sink or Swim. unlocked Sep 23rd, 2025 8:08 pm | Bronze |
 | You Poor Now! Spend the money from Sink or Swim. unlocked Sep 23rd, 2025 10:04 pm | Bronze |
 | Murderous Mascot Mayhem Win a Vaultlanders battle using the Claptrap figure. | Bronze |
 | You Played This Before? View every ending. | Gold |
 | Hey, Thanks! Watch the credits after finishing the game. unlocked Sep 24th, 2025 5:35 pm | Bronze |
 | Mas, Por Favor Wish for more tacos. unlocked Sep 14th, 2025 6:22 pm | Silver |
 | Tale in the Toilet Reach a Tale Over for the first time. unlocked Sep 14th, 2025 7:18 pm | Bronze |
 | Super Trusting Friend! Perform every background check. | Silver |
 | Those Were the Days... Win the retro battle. unlocked Sep 24th, 2025 1:20 am | Bronze |
 | Bring Back the Butt! Summon the Sexy Intern. | Bronze |
 | You Got the Goods, Kid Nail a perfect, sexy dance. unlocked Sep 23rd, 2025 10:08 pm | Bronze |
