| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | TROPHY ADDICT Unlock all trophies |  Platinum |
 | 1-800-CLEARED Finish the game |  Bronze |
 | 1-800-GETHELP Finish the game on hard mode |  Gold |
 | 1-800-GODDAMN Get A+ on all levels on normal | Gold |
 | NUCLEAR WASTE They won't reach the Nuclear Throne |  Silver |
 | FANTASTIC! Unlock all the Fans | Bronze |
 | THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN... Unlock all weapons for the Soldier | Bronze |
 | SNAKE CHARMER Unlock all snake masks | Bronze |
 | WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS Unlock all of the Son's techniques | Bronze |
 | FANATIC Clear a level with each Fan | Silver |
 | FAMILY BUSINESS Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques | Silver |
 | SNAKES ON A HEAD Clear a level with each snake mask | Silver |
 | DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing | Silver |
 | EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! Get the big picture | Gold |
 | A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS Use every weapon in the game at least once | Gold |
 | PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE Destroy 100 electronic devices | Silver |
 | KARMA Die 1000 times | Bronze |
 | GENOCIDE Kill 50,000 enemies | Gold |
 | GOT YOUR BACK Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish | Silver |
 | FOLLOW THE SCRIPT Do as the Director says! unlocked Nov 23rd, 2023 11:44 pm | Bronze |
 | ASSASSIN'S CRED Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer | Silver |
 | DEAD SILENT Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you | Silver |
 | I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED! Finish HOMICIDE without using guns | Silver |
 | STARE INTO THE ABYSS Unlock THE ABYSS | Silver |
 | THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES Meet up with the Biker | Silver |
 | COMBO BEGINNER Perform a 5x combo | Bronze |
 | COMBO INTERMEDIATE Perform a 10x combo | Bronze |
 | COMBO MASTER Perform a 15x combo | Silver |
 | COMBO GOD Perform a 20x combo | Silver |
