| icon | info | type |
|---|---|---|
 | TROPHY ADDICT Unlock all Trophies |  Platinum |
 | 1-800-CLEARED Finish the game unlocked Nov 24th, 2023 1:10 am |  Gold |
 | 1-800-GETHELP Finish the game on hard mode | Gold |
 | 1-800-GODDAMN Get A+ on all levels on normal | Gold |
 | NUCLEAR WASTE They won't reach the Nuclear Throne unlocked Nov 24th, 2023 1:27 am |  Silver |
 | FANTASTIC! Unlock all the Fans unlocked Nov 18th, 2023 6:44 pm |  Bronze |
 | THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS... Unlock all weapons for the Soldier unlocked Nov 19th, 2023 4:14 pm | Bronze |
 | SNAKE CHARMER Unlock all snake masks unlocked Nov 19th, 2023 3:57 pm | Bronze |
 | WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS Unlock all of the Son's techniques unlocked Nov 24th, 2023 12:31 am | Bronze |
 | FANATIC Clear a level with each Fan unlocked Nov 18th, 2023 7:43 pm | Bronze |
 | FAMILY BUSINESS Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques unlocked Nov 24th, 2023 11:30 am | Bronze |
 | SNAKES ON A HEAD Clear a level with each snake mask unlocked Nov 24th, 2023 1:35 am | Bronze |
 | DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing unlocked Nov 24th, 2023 1:24 am | Gold |
 | EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! Get the big picture | Silver |
 | A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS Use every weapon in the game at least once unlocked Nov 24th, 2023 11:54 am | Silver |
 | PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE Destroy 100 electronic devices unlocked Nov 19th, 2023 4:18 pm | Bronze |
 | KARMA Die 1000 times unlocked Nov 19th, 2023 4:17 pm | Bronze |
 | GENOCIDE Kill 50,000 enemies | Silver |
 | GOT YOUR BACK Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish unlocked Nov 18th, 2023 6:42 pm | Bronze |
 | FOLLOW THE SCRIPT Do as the Director says! unlocked Nov 24th, 2023 11:01 am | Bronze |
 | ASSASSIN'S CRED Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer unlocked Nov 18th, 2023 6:33 pm | Silver |
 | DEAD SILENT Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you unlocked Nov 19th, 2023 3:26 pm | Silver |
 | I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED! Finish HOMICIDE without using guns unlocked Nov 24th, 2023 1:28 am | Silver |
 | STARE INTO THE ABYSS Unlock THE ABYSS unlocked Nov 19th, 2023 3:57 pm | Gold |
 | THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES Meet up with the Biker | Bronze |
 | COMBO BEGINNER Perform a 5x combo unlocked Nov 18th, 2023 5:14 pm | Bronze |
 | COMBO INTERMEDIATE Perform a 10x combo unlocked Nov 18th, 2023 5:25 pm | Bronze |
 | COMBO MASTER Perform a 15x combo unlocked Nov 18th, 2023 5:25 pm | Silver |
 | COMBO GOD Perform a 20x combo unlocked Nov 19th, 2023 4:22 pm | Gold |
