| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
| 20 | |
| The Regis
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
| 50 | |
| Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
| 10 | |
| Menage-a-Quatre
Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE | 20 | |
| Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
| 25 | |
| JACK Wrack Play all episodes in JACK Pack | 20 | |
| Incurable Hoarder Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack | 30 | |
| 500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime
| 25 | |
| Boob Tuber Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack | 25 | |
| Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating
| 50 | |
| Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
| 15 | |
| Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
| 50 | |
| One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve the second-highest rating
| 40 | |
| Lit Twit Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack | 25 | |
| Map Dancer Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack | 25 | |
| Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third-highest rating
| 30 | |
| 100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
| 10 | |
| DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
| 30 | |
| Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
| 15 | |
| Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
| 30 | |
| DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
| 15 | |
| Lose to a Loser
Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
| 15 | |
| My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
| 10 | |
| Consolation Achievement Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
| 20 | |
| Overconsumer
Listen to all the commercials during the credits
| 20 | |
| It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
| 5 | |
| DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
| 5 | |
| Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
| 15 | |
| Birth Certificate
Create a contestant
| 5 |
