| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | World's Greatest Dad Earn all other achievements in the game. | 85 |
 | Mad Dog Tamed Defeat Majima in Chapter 1. | 15 |
 | Snake Charmer Defeat Rikiya in Chapter 2. | 15 |
 | With Family Like Mine... Defeat Tamashiro in Chapter 3. | 15 |
 | The Dust Settles Defeat Hasebe in Chapter 4. | 15 |
 | Right Up My Alley Defeat the man in black in Chapter 5. | 15 |
 | King of Pleasure Defeat Kanda in Chapter 6. | 15 |
 | Just Like Old Times Defeat Majima again in Chapter 7. | 15 |
 | Wilting Flower Defeat Lau Ka Long in Chapter 8. | 15 |
 | Pole Position Defeat Joji Kazama in Chapter 10. | 15 |
 | The End of Ambition Defeat Mine in Chapter 12. | 30 |
 | Thank You! Complete the game. | 15 |
 | Substory Dabbler Complete 10 substories. | 15 |
 | Substory Fan Complete 30 substories. | 15 |
 | Substory Enthusiast Complete 50 substories. | 15 |
 | Substory Addict Complete 80 substories. | 15 |
 | Substory Completionist Complete all substories. | 60 |
 | Bounty Hunter Apprehend all hitmen. | 15 |
 | Fat Cat Spend 300,000 yen in one visit to a hostess club. | 15 |
 | Fashionista Create a fashionable hostess. | 15 |
 | Key Collector Open a total of 10 lockers in Kamurocho and Downtown Ryukyu. | 15 |
 | Gourmet Aficionado Order the most expensive item in all restaurants. | 15 |
 | Heat Action Pro Finish 10 battles with Heat Actions. | 15 |
 | Legendary Champion Claim victory in all Coliseum tournaments. | 15 |
 | Tinkerer Make a modded weapon. | 15 |
 | Blogging Debut Have your first Revelation. | 15 |
 | Path of the Warrior Encounter all the masters. | 15 |
 | Touchy-Feely Play both massage modes. | 15 |
 | Hat Trick Get a hat trick in darts. | 15 |
 | Break Ace Get a break ace in nine-ball pool. | 15 |
 | Karaoke King Sing all songs at karaoke. | 15 |
 | Fowl Play Get a turkey while bowling. | 15 |
 | Tag Hoarder Earn a combined total of 3,000 points in cee-lo, cho-han, koi-koi, and oicho-kabu. | 15 |
 | Chip Hoarder Earn a combined total of 3,000 points in poker, roulette, and blackjack. | 15 |
 | Pro Gamer Win 5 stuffed animals in UFO Catcher and get a high score in a shooting game. | 15 |
 | Unwavering Shogi Player Win a game of shogi without ever moving your king. | 15 |
 | Exposed Dragon Win a hand of mahjong when you only have 1 tile concealed. | 15 |
 | Nice Hitter Hit 2 panels with one ball in the Hard Game at the batting cage. | 15 |
 | Power Driver Hit a 350-yard drive during a tournament in golf. | 15 |
 | Big Tuna Catch a tuna. | 15 |
 | Minigame Master Complete all minigames. | 60 |
 | Ultimate Challenger Play all rounds in Ultimate Match mode after beating the game. | 15 |
 | Testament to Strength Beat the game on Legend difficulty. | 60 |
 | Marathon Runner Run 42.195km. | 15 |
 | Careless Dragon Knock over 100 people. | 15 |
 | People Watcher Initiate 3 battles using first-person mode. | 15 |
 | Compulsive Vandal Break 30 weapons picked up in battle. | 15 |
 | Walking Bank Accumulate 10,000,000 yen. | 30 |
 | Volunteer Pick up 5 pieces of trash from the beach in front of Morning Glory. | 15 |
 | Master Environmentalist Pick up 30 pieces of trash from the beach in front of Morning Glory. | 30 |
