| icon | info |
|---|---|
| We've Come To The End Of Our Time Unlock all other We Happy Few trophies | |
| Arthur Haste-ings Take Phlash as Arthur | |
| A Bit Of The Old Ultraviolence Kill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough | |
| Our Prudent Friend Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes | |
| Shocking Biology Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews | |
| That Kind of Game Retrieve the credentials from the club | |
| The Slaughterer's Apprentice Finish all of the butcher’s apprentice quests | |
| Mother of All Victories Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter | |
| The Great Lubricator Deliver the cod liver oil | |
| Not In Kansas Any More Cross into the Village for the first time | |
| Archipelagist Set foot on every island | |
| The Importance of Not Being Seen Finish Mystery House without being spotted once | |
| Cat Burglar In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats | |
| Gimme Shelter Unlock all of Arthur's shelters | |
| I Got Better Contract and cure the plague | |
| The Saint Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone | |
| Baby You're a Rich Man Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs | |
| Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be? Survive 50 days | |
| Now I Can Die Happy Die while overdosing on Joy | |
| Remember, Remember Find all collectibles | |
| You Do Know Jack Collect all Uncle Jack Shows | |
| Snug as a Bug on a Drug Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game | |
| Employee of the Month Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones | |
| Enjoy the View Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle’s redactor work | |
| Downer Complete Arthur's Intro | |
| The Arthur Hastings Finish Arthur’s playthrough | |
| Hot on her Heels Find all notes related to Prudence | |
| Resistance is Futile Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room | |
| Breaking Blackberry Complete Sally's intro | |
| I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Morning Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer | |
| The Wyrd Sisters Complete the Crones encounter | |
| The Toxic Ex Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory | |
| The Sally Boyle Finish Sally’s playthrough | |
| Gotta Catch Them All! Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net | |
| Sugar Daddy Inject yourself with glucose 10 times | |
| Lighten Up Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie | |
| Bon Voyage Complete Ollie's intro | |
| Miss Byng is Indisposed Complete “No Place Like Home” encounter | |
| Get the Float Out of Here Complete “The Jack-o-Bean Club” encounter | |
| A Heavy Burden Spread the message | |
| The Ollie Starkey Finished Ollie’s playthrough | |
| Shouldn't These Be Red? Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels | |
| Headmaster Get 100 Eye Shots | |
| Well-Read Pick Up All Lore Items | |
| Metal Guru Kill 8 Robots in the Intro | |
| Poor Viv Complete Act 1 | |
| Local Hero Save all the Villagers | |
| Queen Faraday Complete Act 2 | |
| Deprogrammed Complete Act 3 | |
| Helter Smelter Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter | |
| A Smashing Adventure Complete the DLC | |
| #1 on the Charts Lifetime Achievement Award | |
| One Day In The Life Survived Day 1 | |
| B Side Survived Day 2 | |
| Golden Idol Vibe all Nick Statues | |
| Liner Notes Pick Up All Lore Items | |
| Mind Blower Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt | |
| Love Me Don't Serenade 30 people | |
| Great vibrations Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe | |
| The Hits Just Keep On Coming Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record | |
| The Full Nicky Pole Dance Naked | |
| A Bright, Shiny Medal Did Your Duty | |
| Factory Finish Restored Order at Haworth Labs | |
| Tap Out Shut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks | |
| Bibliophile Collected All Lore Notes | |
| Self-Actualized Unlocked All Upgrades | |
| Alley Catch Found Loot in Alleyway | |
| Canal Retentive Found Loot in Canal | |
| Push Over Knocked Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo | |
| Down the Tubes Zapped 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun | |
| All Natural Finished DLC With No Upgrades |