| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | Tax Evader You committed tax evasion! | 25 |
 | Adventurer You grew your own Soil Sword! | 25 |
 | Most Wanted You ripped up a wanted poster. | 25 |
 | Winner You obtained a hunk of gold that makes you feel good. | 25 |
 | Heartless You tore up a love letter. | 25 |
 | Hat Wearer You obtained your first hat. | 25 |
 | Simp You shredded slayQueen32's autograph. | 25 |
 | Murderer You brutally murdered Jerry and ripped up his rent. | 25 |
 | Contractor You tore up someone's 1099. | 25 |
 | Dumpster Diver You ripped up a receipt in the trash. | 25 |
 | Book Worm You ripped a lame book in half. | 25 |
 | Savvy Shopper You destroyed a receipt for seeds. | 25 |
 | The Messenger You ripped up Matt's MIA notice | 25 |
 | Draft Dodger You tore up Matt's draft letter. | 25 |
 | Devil You destroyed a vandalized poster. | 25 |
 | Computer Wiz You broke some computer software. | 25 |
 | Waifu You destroyed a waifu. | 25 |
 | Petitioner You destroyed FlipFlop's last chance. | 25 |
 | Gravedigger You ripped up a letter to the dead. | 25 |
 | Criminal You got a dirty shovel. | 25 |
 | News Boy You ripped up an old newspaper. | 25 |
 | Doomsdayers You tore up a nuclear hazard information sheet. | 25 |
 | Liz You read and ripped up part of a diary. | 25 |
 | Turnip Boy You defeated Corrupt Onion and beat the game. | 25 |
 | Teacher You destroyed the book that taught everyone how to speak. | 25 |
 | Turnipchino You ripped up a letter from our dad. | 25 |
 | Home owner You ripped up your own deed. | 25 |
 | Estate Agent You destroyed someone else's deed. | 25 |
 | Tyrant You destroyed words written by a tyrant. | 25 |
 | Anarchist You destroyed every single tax document. | 25 |
 | Taxation With Representation You prevented universal taxation | 50 |
 | Destroyer Of The World You got nuked, kiddo. | 25 |
 | Fashionista You found all the hats. | 25 |
 | Tank You grew all the heart fruits! | 25 |
 | Passenger You fainted on the Limitless Line. | 25 |
 | Conductor You defeated the conductor. | 25 |
 | ??? You defeated ???. | 75 |
