| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | The Bandcamp Bait 'n Switch Got on a bus to save your video store from loan sharks. | 25 |
 | The Burblo Boondoggle Grabbed enough money for a train ticket. | 25 |
 | The Hormliner Hustle Conned more money than Ted on your way up the train. | 25 |
 | The Kabaczky Confusion Stole a lot of money from... the Kabaczkys. | 25 |
 | The Desert Dialtone Took a wrong turn in the desert and found a little guidance. | 25 |
 | The Suit-Up Surprise Snuck your way into a casino, dressed for success. | 25 |
 | The Casino Case-Out Saved Linda's Video from Ricky. | 25 |
 | The Big Con Finished your adventure and told your mom everything. | 94 |
 | The Flin Flon Flimflam Stole an out-of-state drivers license from some guy from Saskatchewan. | 10 |
 | Lorgo and the Flungus Learned about how the stock market works. | 10 |
 | That's a Good Flungus Helped a well-meaning stockbroker with a thoroughly-researched tip. | 20 |
 | Third Time's a Flungus Honestly, we just wanted you to hear the word Flungus one more time. | 1 |
 | The Joker Coached a comedian for his big stage show, but respectfully did not attend. | 20 |
 | The Smoker Taught a smoker that smoking isn't cool, but giving money to strangers is. | 20 |
 | The Lover Helped reunite two distant lovers, even if one of them was kinda annoying. | 20 |
 | The Periwinkle Takeover Witnessed a town of people wear the next great fashion craze. | 20 |
 | The Squeaky Stranger Helped a strange, cheese-obsessed person find a connection in this crazy, mixed-up world. | 20 |
 | The Big Sneak Got way too deep in the underground shoe game. | 200 |
 | The Old Switcheroo Took Ted's briefcase without participating in his contest. | 100 |
 | The Last Minute Birthday Party Helped the collector realize he's kind of a cool guy. | 10 |
 | The Truth Told your mom the truth, it's her fault if she doesn't believe you, right? | 5 |
 | The Whole Truth Phoned your mom in every town, parking lot, and hotel you could. | 99 |
 | The Legitimate Hustle Rewound tapes for money and earned back everything they took from you. | 15 |
 | The Heatstroke Hallucination Got lost and found the worst place on earth. | 15 |
 | The Dusty Toss Was politely asked to leave a moving train. | 15 |
 | The Huxtor's Finest Got caught once too many times in the Huxtor. | 15 |
 | The Tape Never Lies Called Mari from the road and played it real cool. | 5 |
 | The Best Friend Shuffle Called Mari from the road and she actually picked up this time. | 50 |
 | The First Timer Who knew it could be this easy? | 1 |
 | The Protectionist Became friends with Murray, while he shook people down in Las Venganza. | 10 |
 | The Fraudster Stole some wallets for Myrna. Wonder what she's gonna do with those... | 10 |
 | The Watcher Got a Gold Fanny Pack for Dan as a thanks for spying on the locals. | 10 |
 | The Big Cornucopia Helped the grocer remember the old days. | 10 |
 | The Film Buff Found 6 VHS tapes hidden throughout the game. | 15 |
 | The Collector's Gambit Met the collector and added to his collection. What does he do with this stuff? | 5 |
 | The Skater Challenged an adventurer and won... sort of? | 25 |
 | The Three Kids In A Trench Coat Helped some mysterious strangers complete their collection. | 25 |
 | The Stickiest Situation Show a complete sticker collection to a fellow collector. | 100 |
 | Sticky Fingers Lisbon Found some additions to your sticker collection in your home town. | 5 |
 | Sticky Fingers Mallton Found some additions to your sticker collection in a huge mall. | 5 |
 | Sticky Fingers Midlands Hormliner Found some additions to your sticker collection on a moving train. | 5 |
 | Sticky Fingers Las Venganza Found some additions to your sticker collection in a big city. | 5 |
 | Sticky Fingers Perdido Found some additions to your sticker collection in a weird desert. | 2 |
 | Sticky Fingers Las Venganza Revisted Found some MORE additions to your sticker collection in a big city. | 5 |
 | Sticky Fingers Casino Found some additions to your sticker collection in a bustling casino. | 5 |
 | The Video Store Employee Showed up to work kinda sorta on time. | 5 |
 | The Changebreaker Learned how to make something out of nothing with a little changebreaking magic. | 15 |
 | The Giant Block of Horm Used a hideous block of processed meat to make someone laugh. | 200 |
 | The Taking Candy from a Baby Like taking candy from a baby...'s over protective mom. | 8 |
 | A Rad Achievement Whoa, that's a pretty rad score you got on Rad Skater. | 15 |
 | A Radder Achievement WHOA, how did you do that? | 25 |
 | THE RADDEST ACHIEVEMENT EVER This is a higher score than anyone on the dev team ever has or ever will achieve. | 50 |
