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 | It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Perform a heart transplant. |
 | Kali Mah! Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes. |
 | Socialised Medicine! Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood. |
 | Nine Nine Nine! Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance. |
 | Life's Too Short Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. |
 | One With The Speed Bumps Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood. |
 | I Think I Got This Perform a brain transplant. |
 | How Long Can You Live Without A Brain? Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute. |
 | Sweet Blasphemy Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. |
 | What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance. |
 | Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds. |
 | Nigel You Bloody Hero Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood. |
 | You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey! Perform a double kidney transplant. |
 | Don't In-Test My Patience Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds. |
 | Performance Anxiety Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. |
 | When You Have No Choice But To Operate Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance. |
 | A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes. |
 | At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. |
 | Shh I Doctor Now Calm your patient. |
 | Flippin' The Bird Show the patient your disdain. |
 | Surgery Horns Express your appreciation of the metal. |
 | Pinky Swear Make a promise with the rib cage. |
 | Surgetricity Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs) |
 | Performance Enhancer? Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs) |
 | I Immediately Regret This Decision Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time. |
 | And They Said It Was Impossible! Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs) |
 | Butter Fingers Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant. |
 | What Have I Done?? Lose the patient within 15 seconds. |
 | Hammer Time Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer. |
 | Mother Hen Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance. |
 | Keyhole Surgery Completely remove the rib cage. |
 | Practically Licensed Complete all procedures. |
 | I Should Never Have Doubted Myself Get an A++ rating on a procedure. |
 | Best Surgeon In The World Get an A++ rating on all procedures. |
 | Like A Wet Paper Towel Throw the new heart away in the surgery. |
 | I'm Sure He'll Live Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining. |
 | Like An Animal Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery. |
 | Vworrrp Vworrrp Create a Time Lord. |
 | The Beat Of Your Heart Replace the heart with something else. |
 | Frikkin' Lasers Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser. |
 | Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News Answer the phone. |
 | Nigel The Secretary Go about your secretarial duties. |
 | Go For The Optics! Perform |
 | 10 Megabytes Of Raw Data Collect all floppy disks. |
 | Spaaaaaaaaace Go where no surgeon has gone before. |
 | Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back! Completely smash up the rib cage. |
 | About As Politically Correct As Fur Give the patient a... scarf. |
 | There Is Nothing More To Teach... Completed every achievement. Now go save lives! |
 | Valve Actually Let Us Do This? Successfully use the VHS tape. |
 | Let's Go Practice Medicine Perform an uber heart transplant. |
 | That's How I Lost My Medical License Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. |
 | Should I Be Awake For This? Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood. |
 | The Sound Of Progress My Friend! Explode a heart. |
 | Archimedes! Hit Archimedes with a heart. |
 | It's In! It's In I Tell You! ...and it was going so well. |
 | Nothing But Skull Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in. |
 | Let's See That Sick Filth Again Perform a 180° spoon flip. |
 | Call Trisha Now where did you leave her number... |
 | In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed Perform a heart transplant in space. |
 | No Time To Admire The View Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds. |
 | Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. |
 | Zero G Kidney Perform a double kidney transplant in space. |
 | Stomach O'Clock Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes. |
 | The Surgery Of The Future Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. |
 | It's Hardly Rocket Science Perform a brain transplant in space. |
 | Speedrun Time Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute. |
 | Precision Instrument Time Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood. |
 | Enter The Code I'm not sure that was worth it... |
 | We're Going On An Adventure! Take your radio with you. |
 | Screw The Prime Directive |
 | I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Smash all canisters within 10 seconds. |
 | Best Surgeon In The Universe Complete all 6 secret transplants. |
 | Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing Perform an eye transplant. |
 | Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes. |
 | No More Worse Than Shampoo Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. |
 | Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist Perform a teeth transplant. |
 | You May Feel A Light Tapping Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes. |
 | Those Are Some Healthy Gums Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. |
 | Like a hotdog down a hallway. Perform a corridor heart transplant. |
 | I Can't Work Under These Conditions! Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. |
 | Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood |
 | Delivery Coming Through Perform a corridor double kidney transplant. |
 | Right Tools At The Right Time Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds. |
 | Tunnel Vision Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood |
 | We're Going Bowling! Perform a corridor brain transplant. |
 | The Speed Of A Neuron Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds. |
 | The Brains Of The Operation Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood. |
 | Don't Run With Scalpels Perform a corridor eye transplant. |
 | Blinding Speed Surgery Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. |
 | Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood |
 | Mobile Dentistry Perform a corridor teeth transplant. |
 | Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds. |
 | Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood |
 | Keep Your Eyes On The Road Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance. |
 | I Can See For Miles... Per Hour Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds. |
 | At Worst, You're Now Colourblind Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood. |
 | Brace For Surgery Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance. |
 | Not The Time Or Place For Precision Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds. |
 | No Need To Curb Stomp Him Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. |
 | My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me Perform an eye transplant in space. |
 | Eye Of The Space Storm Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds. |
 | Expert Space Stalker Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood. |
 | Orbital Dentist Perform a teeth transplant in space. |
 | The Tooth Is Out There Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes. |
 | Maintained Healthy Gums At Least Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood. |
 | What A Load Of Bull Listen to the surgeon rap. |
 | I Am A Genius! Create a Hammerhead shark. |
 | Grin And Bear It Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery. |
 | The Goggles Do Nothing Completely smash up the goggles. |
 | Lumberjack Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe. |
 | Heterochromia Give the patient heterochromia. |
 | You Can't Handle The Tooth! Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth. |
 | First Success Complete an alien organ transplant. |
 | You're Free Now Set the Gobbleshaft free. |
 | Moooooo Heart of a Cow. |
 | Trumsplant Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity. |
 | Little Wet Willy Wet Willy with little pinky. |
 | Pink Eye Vodka to the eye. |
 | Now I Can Reach Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers. |
 | Is it Real? Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more. |
 | A New Heart Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart. |
 | A++ is Trumperific Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart. |
 | A Small Loan From My Father Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00. |
