| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Pervert Inspect a pair of withered binoceros testicles with genuine enthusiasm. | 15 | |
| Lab Assistant Complete all Bonus Missions. | 15 | |
| The Strength To Rule Achieve level 30 with all party members. | 20 | |
| POWER SURRRGE! Max out one party member's hit counter. | 25 | |
| Moving On Up Find the key to the Riverbrook Apartments. | 15 | |
| Endgame Find a ticket to the World's Fair. | 15 | |
| Steel Cannibal Fully upgrade all party member's weapons. | 20 | |
| Millionaire Earn $1,000,000. | 15 | |
| Reluctant Hero Refuse to join Gabe and Tycho. At first. | 5 | |
| Can't Nobody Hold You Down Complete Episode Two. | 15 | |
| Arsonist Destroy a building with fire. | 15 | |
| Pack Rat Strikes Back Win a fight using only items. | 25 |
