| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | Be the Controller Connect and play using a game controller. |
 | Trickshot-gun wedding Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance. |
 | Domino Dynamo They were just lined up so perfectly... |
 | The Best Man Get married with the best man on the altar. |
 | Trim Your Moustache Get sucked into the riding mower. |
 | The Secret Gardener Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs. |
 | Smokey the Dad Only you can prevent kitchen fires. |
 | Secret Shopper Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart. |
 | Unacceptable Purchase! You're the Earl of Lemondad. |
 | Person-al Shopper Help all of the shoppers fill their carts. |
 | Oh Captain, My Captain Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain. |
 | Band of Blubbers Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate. |
 | Cod of Duty The fishslap is the ultimate insult. |
 | Around the World in Several Seconds Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds. |
 | Head Otter Wear the sea otter head. |
 | The Hero they Deserve Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game. |
 | Amazonian Antagonist In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating. |
 | Dunk Tank Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon. |
 | Stay True to Yourself Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise. |
 | Poor Workplace Etiquette Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation). |
 | Everybody Loves Joe Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark. |
 | Silent But Dadly Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room. |
 | Dancing in the Dark Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step. |
 | Secrets of the Deep Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection. |
 | Stairs with Attitude Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds. |
 | No Cutsies We have rules for a reason. |
 | Independent Woman Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help. |
 | Au Naturel Nothing left to hide. |
 | World's Best Dad Beat the game. |
 | Number 1 Dad Beat the game without losing. |
 | Number 100 Dad Die more than 100 times in a playthrough. |
 | Dadliest Wardrobe Collect all ties in the game. |
