
| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Act 1 You finished Act 1. | 25 | |
| Act 2 You finished Act 2. | 50 | |
| Cats and Dogs You launched Crouton with Pots. | 20 | |
| Congrats :( You finished the game. | 100 | |
| Dim Illumination You unlocked 25% of nodes in the mind map. | 25 | |
| Black Ink of the Mind You unlocked 50% of nodes in the mind map. | 50 | |
| Master of Confusion You unlocked all nodes in the mind map. | 100 | |
| Full of Grace You recited the Hail Mary correctly. | 20 | |
| Class Traitor You knocked out Troy. | 20 | |
| Félicette You launched Crouton. | 60 | |
| JOY You equipped the JOY bolo tie. | 20 | |
| Pawpaw's Sprinkle Pawpaw relieved himself. | 10 | |
| Family Reunion You recruited Blake and your dead mom. | 50 | |
| Primal Stare You won the staring contest with Monkey. | 20 | |
| LeBluggalo LeBlanc is all clowned up. | 20 | |
| Carnival Pig You gave the pigman Mardi Gras beads. | 20 | |
| Bye Bye Brucey You convinced Bruce to leave his post at the Ark. | 50 | |
| Garrett Drip You put on an itchy, foul-smelling shirt that you found in an abandoned mall. Nice. | 20 | |
| Meter You got the meter from the researchers at the fishing camp. | 20 | |
| Haunt Your Lonely Days You read Laura St. Claire's letter. | 20 | |
| Showgoer's Tale You listened to the entirety of Showgoer's Tale. | 20 | |
| Bayou Boss You steered the boat without taking damage once. | 20 | |
| Gatorcase You found the alligator phone case. | 20 | |
| Will you make it out alive? You unlocked the "Will You Make It Out Alive?" reading. | 20 | |
| HO HO HO You got downers from Santa Claus. | 20 | |
| Network Trouble You returned the meter to researchers with moderate reading. | 20 | |
| Terminal Network Meltdown You returned the meter to researchers with extreme reading. | 20 | |
| Forget It You deleted all of Catherine's memories. | 20 | |
| Like Pawpaw! Like Pawpaw! You gave False Pawpaw John's head. | 10 | |
| Orphan's Knock You failed to knock on the door at the fishing camp 5 or more times. | 20 | |
| Metairie Angels You spoke to Gus with the Metairie Angels phonecase equipped. | 20 | |
| Fake ring You found Catherine's ring. | 20 | |
| Ditch Man Dead You showed John's head to the patriot. | 10 | |
| Wet Monkey You found wet Monkey. | 20 | |
| Mister Monkey Man You gave wet Monkey to Bruce. | 20 |