| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | Stop Hitting Yourself! Stop Hitting Yourself Destroy the swat van with one of it's own bazooka blasts. | 15 |
 | Buzz Off! Beat Dash in Insektia without taking any damage. | 30 |
 | Traitors! Defeat Mechano using only his own missiles. | 30 |
 | Leap Of Faith Get the first crown in Sukochi. | 15 |
 | Chatty Cathys See all the dialogue scenes in Heartless Abyss. | 15 |
 | Lineage of Tyranny Read all of the portrait descriptions of Crow's Lineage in his wing at the Villain Museum. | 15 |
 | Harbinger Of Doom Unlock Farrah's Folly. | 15 |
 | Good Advice Give princess Mayapple a good advice. | 15 |
 | Farrahs For Days Find and rescue Farrah’s brothers. | 15 |
 | Office Romance Get chosen by Becky in the dating show. | 15 |
 | Speed Run Complete Rattletrack Rails without dying. | 30 |
 | Drop The Axe Feel like a plumber. | 15 |
 | What You Always Wanted Get the bad ending. | 15 |
 | True Friends Get the good ending. | 15 |
 | Virtuoso Unlock all the music for the Jukebox. | 30 |
 | King Crow Find all the crowns in the game. | 30 |
 | 100% Unlock all upgrades, view all endings, find all the vinyls, and collect all the crowns in the game. | 30 |
 | Feeling Punchy Defeat 20 enemies with punches. | 15 |
 | Punchsplosion! Defeat 50 enemies with punches. | 15 |
 | Punchmageddon Defeat 100 enemies with punches. | 15 |
 | Grenadier Defeat 20 enemies with grenades. | 15 |
 | Combustalicious Defeat 50 enemies with grenades. | 15 |
 | Oh, The Huge Manatee! Defeat 100 enemies with grenades. | 15 |
 | New Exhibit Defeat the Treble Rangers at the Villain Museum. | 15 |
 | The Dating Game Participate in the dating game. | 15 |
 | Existential Terror Contemplate the true form of princess Farrah. | 15 |
 | Do Not Pass Go Put Dr. Cackle under arrest. | 15 |
 | Bedside Manner Had a long conversation with your upgrade station S.T.A.B.I.L.E | 15 |
 | Chomped! Found the hidden monster at the villain museum. | 15 |
 | Implicated Read all 16 terminals in Adept Co. and discover who funded the sinister organization. | 15 |
 | The True Mastermind Achieve S-Ranks on all stages. | 90 |
 | Dark Hearted Activate the Doom Howitzer. | 30 |
 | Jerk With a Heart of Gold Do not activate the Doom Howitzer. | 15 |
 | Dark Pact Honored the terms of your dark pact with Kaptain Man. | 15 |
 | War Machine Buy every upgrade in the upgrade shop. | 30 |
 | Buster Run Beat the game without buying a single upgrade. | 65 |
 | Stick and Move Defeat Guryon in Winterdown without getting hit once. | 30 |
 | Talk to the Hand Defeat Mack at Adept Co. without getting hit once. | 30 |
 | Scrooge Counting any amount spent, gather a grand total of 10,000 lucre. | 15 |
 | The Purple Pauper Beat the game having collected less than 1,000 lucre. | 65 |
 | Up close and personal Beat any stage by only punching, without firing a single long ranged weapon. | 15 |
 | Technological Superiority Beat Dash, Guryon and the 8-bit heroes without dying or taking damage at the Bramble Flats. | 30 |
 | Butterfingers As a result of being defeated, dropped a princess. | 15 |
 | Feeling Motivated! Listened to the heroes entire motivational speech at Bramble flats. | 15 |
