| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | Because video games Break 100 crates | 20 |
 | Make an entrance Jump through 10 windows | 15 |
 | Three birds, one explosion Kill at least 3 enemies with one explosion | 20 |
 | Mumbo Combo Get a 10x combo | 15 |
 | Comb-o-ver Get a 20x combo | 25 |
 | Ah, Combon now! Get a 50x combo | 50 |
 | Well done Kick a frying pan in to the face of an enemy | 25 |
 | Sk8, don't h8 Kick a skateboard in to the face of an enemy | 25 |
 | Think fast Kick a Gas Canister in to the face of an enemy | 25 |
 | Knife to meat you Stick a knife in to an enemy | 25 |
 | Flying pan Kill enemy by ricocheting bullet off frying pan | 25 |
 | Jester Juggle basketball 10 times without it touching anything | 25 |
 | Barrely saw it coming Kill an enemy using a barrel | 25 |
 | Table service Flip 10 tables | 10 |
 | Shamona Dodge 1000 bullets | 25 |
 | Yes you can Kick enemies 100 times | 25 |
 | They probably deserved it Kill 500 enemies | 10 |
 | Murderous tendencies Kill 1000 enemies | 25 |
 | Questionable moral Kill 2000 enemies | 50 |
 | Gold star for you Get an S-rating | 25 |
 | Wow Get S-rating on 10 levels | 75 |
 | Brush your shoulders off Get S-rating on 25 levels | 100 |
 | S for Sensei Get S-rating on all levels | 150 |
 | Numb fingers Complete a level without firing a weapon | 10 |
 | One for the road Finish chapter "Old Town" | 25 |
 | Leap of faith Finish chapter "District Null" | 25 |
 | What just happened? Finish chapter "Pedro's World" | 25 |
 | Train of thought Finish chapter "The Sewer" | 25 |
 | Connection lost Finish chapter "The Internet" | 25 |
 | Face the truth Finish the game | 50 |
