| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | Number Nine Ticket Unlock all achievements | 90 |
 | The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement. | 30 |
 | "You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here. | 10 |
 | "Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch. | 15 |
 | "Scaring the living..." Scare the living a few times. | 15 |
 | "Thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings. | 15 |
 | "Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon. | 15 |
 | "Like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine. | 15 |
 | "I could do something bad right now..." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche. | 15 |
 | "Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot. | 15 |
 | "Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva. | 15 |
 | "'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times. | 30 |
 | "Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons. | 15 |
 | "The marrow of these trees, Manny..." Ask Glottis about the tree farm. | 15 |
 | "We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso. | 15 |
 | "Used to scream like a banshee..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch. | 15 |
 | Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld. | 30 |
 | "New, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing. | 15 |
 | "Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving. | 15 |
 | "Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro. | 15 |
 | "Our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie. | 15 |
 | "YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system. | 15 |
 | "It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon. | 15 |
 | "Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems. | 30 |
 | "We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game. | 15 |
 | "Let me hold that metal detector..." Listen to Carla's whole story. | 15 |
 | "Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here. | 15 |
 | "See how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino. | 15 |
 | "So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out. | 15 |
 | "Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar. | 15 |
 | "Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song. | 30 |
 | "ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees. | 15 |
 | Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld. | 30 |
 | "I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here. | 15 |
 | *sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry. | 15 |
 | "Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche. | 15 |
 | "How much of this haven't you figured out?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you. | 30 |
 | "IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics. | 15 |
 | "Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight. | 15 |
 | Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold. | 30 |
 | "Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way. | 15 |
 | "Walk out of this world..." Hold to your commitments. | 15 |
 | "This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way. | 15 |
 | "...so large" Meet the mechanics. | 15 |
 | "Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola. | 30 |
 | "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke. | 15 |
 | "Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio. | 15 |
 | Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld. | 90 |
