 | Number Nine Ticket Get all other trophies in the game. |
 | The Right Way Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy. |
 | "What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here. |
 | "Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch. |
 | "Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times. |
 | "It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings. |
 | "Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon. |
 | "I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine. |
 | "Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche. |
 | "Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot. |
 | "Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva. |
 | "'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times. |
 | "Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons. |
 | "The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm. |
 | "We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso. |
 | "...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch. |
 | Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld. |
 | "Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing. |
 | "Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving. |
 | "Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro. |
 | "We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie. |
 | "YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system. |
 | "It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon. |
 | "Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems. |
 | "We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game. |
 | "Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story. |
 | "Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here. |
 | "Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino. |
 | "So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out. |
 | "Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar. |
 | "Oh Rusty Anchor" Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song. |
 | "ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!" Chant with the bees. |
 | Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld. |
 | "I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here. |
 | *sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry. |
 | "Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche. |
 | "Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you. |
 | "IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics. |
 | "Stop showing off for the girl!" Try to beat Domino in a fair fight. |
 | Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold. |
 | "Happy trails, Captain." See Chepito on his way. |
 | "I could walk out out of this world and not look back..." Hold to your commitments. |
 | "I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers." See Bruno on his way. |
 | "...so large" Meet the mechanics. |
 | "Oh, Lola..." Revisit the place where you left Lola. |
 | "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Crack a joke. |
 | "Manuel! Is everything okay?" Play with the radio. |
 | Year 4 Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld. |
