| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | I Watched the Intro Sit through the intro | 15 |
 | Nasty! Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot | 15 |
 | What a Waste of Money Buy the Gators shoes | 15 |
 | Reach the Stratosphere Get flung out of the map | 15 |
 | Streaking Run naked on the football field | 15 |
 | Who Baywatches the Baywatch? Run on the beach in slow motion | 15 |
 | 401(K.O.) Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down | 15 |
 | Where is It? Find That clown | 15 |
 | Crocsquatch Give Big Foot some shoes | 15 |
 | Cannibanana Lick a banana as an Abominana | 15 |
 | Raider of the Lost Parking Garage Find the perfectly round boulder | 15 |
 | You Trusted Your Instincts Complete all Instincts | 15 |
 | French Fika Lick the croissant | 15 |
 | Real Buoy Make like Pinocchio and get eaten! | 15 |
 | A Center for Ants? Interact with the shrunken shrink house | 30 |
 | Egg Simulator Become an Egg | 30 |
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 | Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle | 30 |
 | Into the Matrix Find the trainstation | 15 |
 | Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation Sit through the entire yoga session | 30 |
 | Black Market Find the shady merchant | 30 |
 | Car Cave Find the secret garage | 30 |
 | Club Mohair Enter the super secret container rave | 30 |
 | San Angora: Become Human Unlock the Capra Erectus | 30 |
 | Daredevil Jump off all Ramps | 30 |
 | Certified Fresh Find all movie tapes | 30 |
 | Forgotten Sorority Goat Castle - Reach F Tier | 15 |
 | Goat Queen Become Queen of all the goats | 50 |
 | Welcome to Earth Start the Alien invasion | 15 |
 | Private Club Goat Castle - Reach E Tier | 15 |
 | Rogue Guild Goat Castle - Reach D Tier | 15 |
 | Covert Consortium Goat Castle - Reach C Tier | 15 |
 | Secret Society Goat Castle - Reach B Tier | 15 |
 | Shadow Syndicate Goat Castle - Reach A Tier | 15 |
 | Synchronization Complete Synchronize with all the Goat Towers | 15 |
 | New Goat Order Goat Castle - Reach S Tier | 15 |
 | Don't touch the servers You touched the servers | 50 |
 | Try Hard 2 Find all Trinkets | 50 |
 | G.O.A.T Unlock all the achievements | 160 |
 | Lousy References Find all Broken Relics | 50 |
 | Hell of a Ride Take a ride on Charons boat | 30 |
 | You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep Find the Deep Stone | 15 |
 | I Love History Sit through the whole history documentary | 30 |
 | Wow, Such Instincts Complete all Instincts | 15 |
 | This Took Half My Life Experience the entire Black Meze tour | 15 |
 | Gastroscopy Find the Kidney Stone | 15 |
 | Goat Got Brains Find the Knowledge Stone | 15 |
 | Ultrasonic Speedy Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy | 50 |
 | Appliance in Disguise Find the Space Stone | 15 |
 | Try Hard With a Vengeance Find all Multiverse Trinkets | 50 |
 | So Aerodynamic Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat | 30 |
 | Dr. Pheelsgood Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor | 30 |
 | You Gotta Licket to Ride Lick the flying train | 50 |
 | It's All a Simulation What a cop-out | 160 |
