| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Portal Sweet Portal Your very first portal. What lies beyond? | 5 | |
| Eight Legged Killer Defeated Glitch Weaver | 20 | |
| Acid Lover Defeated King Lurk | 20 | |
| Your Biggest Fan Defeated Waveform | 20 | |
| AI Winter Defeated Iterator | 60 | |
| Fledgling Baller You completed a run on the first unlocked difficulty | 60 | |
| Journeyman Baller You completed a run on the second unlocked difficulty | 60 | |
| Master Baller You completed a run on the third unlocked difficulty | 60 | |
| Emperor Baller You completed a run on the fourth unlocked difficulty | 100 | |
| Gravity King Knocked 50 enemies into the abyss | 45 | |
| Time Lord Completed a run in under 30 minutes | 50 | |
| Ability Master Unlocked all abilities | 35 | |
| Upgrade Master Unlocked all upgrades | 35 | |
| Weapon Master Unlocked all weapons | 35 | |
| Brain Meat and Greet Completed the tutorial | 20 | |
| Bad Kitty Beat the game with Cat Rascal | 20 | |
| Double Marinara Beat the game with Sprout | 20 | |
| Rough and Tumble Beat the game with Prot0N | 20 | |
| Trigger Happy Beat the game with Mika | 20 | |
| Ballbreaker Killed 10 Roller enemies with collision damage | 20 | |
| The Trembler Hit three enemies with a Ground Slam | 30 | |
| Tremors Hit three enemies with a Smash | 30 | |
| True Hero Reached the true ending | 45 | |
| Netrunner Ensnared 4 enemies with a single NetLink | 30 | |
| Gilded Age Have more than 1000 coins | 30 | |
| Big Spender Spent more than 100 coins with a single Midas Wrath | 30 | |
| Failure Cascade Hit 4 enemies with a single EMP | 30 | |
| Itty Bitty Spider Killed by a tiny spider | 25 | |
| First One's Almost Free Used a gacha machine for the first time | 25 |