| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | Mass Murder Murder the Pope. | 30 |
 | As You Wish Survive Glorg. | 30 |
 | Rear-venge! Defeat The Groove Wizard. | 30 |
 | Can't Touch This! Survive 40 seconds in 'Slow Dance' without dying. | 30 |
 | Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza Clear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything. | 30 |
 | Make Love, Not War Clear 'Babylon' without killing anything. | 30 |
 | It's Called 'Butts' Now Clear Level 'Flap Your Brains Out.' | 10 |
 | So Good I Ripped My Pants Clear 'Ol' Ball and Chain. | 10 |
 | Mean Green Machine Clear every level in World 4. | 10 |
 | I'm a Star-vivor! Clear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars. | 30 |
 | Get To The Chopper! Clear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars. | 30 |
 | So Long And Thanks For All The Stars Collect every star. | 50 |
 | Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours! Beat all Gold Times. | 50 |
 | Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! Earn 0 deaths on every level. | 100 |
 | Electronic Super Done! Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level. | 120 |
 | Electronic Super King! Earn every Objective. | 0 |
 | That was easy! Go through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode. | 10 |
 | Clumsy Lover Go through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 30 |
 | Smooth Lover Go through ten portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 30 |
 | Super Lover Go through fifteen portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 30 |
 | Turbo Lover Go through twenty portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 30 |
 | Infinite Lover Go through twenty-five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying. | 30 |
 | Green With EnV Clear 'A Jungle Welcome.' | 10 |
 | Just Like My Ex Clear 'Emotional Mess.' | 10 |
 | Stomach of Steel Clear 'The Rabbit Hole.' | 10 |
 | Spikey Problem Kill Spike. | 10 |
 | Bonus Content For All, And For All... Complete all the holiday levels. | 10 |
 | One-derful! Defeat World 1 within 10 minutes. | 50 |
 | Two Awesome! Defeat World 2 within 17 minutes. | 50 |
 | So Three-ling! Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes. | 50 |
 | How Four-tuitous! Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes. | 50 |
 | Thinking With Portals, Doing Science Take the shortest route in An Evil Portal Mess. | 30 |
 | Jumping the Snowmouth! Bounce on exactly 22 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.' | 30 |
 | Being A Level Designer Means Never... Beat 'A Laser Danger Mess' without dying or using smash. | 30 |
 | What A Mess! Complete every level in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.' | 75 |
 | Mopping Up Clean the clock on all gold times in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.' | 55 |
 | Do Wanderers Dream of Mechanical Butts? Bounce on less than 7 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.' | 30 |
