| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | Savior of the Universe You got them all! |
 | Extermination Kill 50 aliens |
 | Annihilation Kill 100 aliens |
 | Nuclear Devastation Kill 250 aliens |
 | On the Noggin' Kill 30 aliens with headshots |
 | Hippy-Stomper Foot stomp 12 aliens |
 | Judge, Jury, Executioner Execute 20 aliens |
 | Trapper Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines |
 | Freeze Well! Kill 15 frozen aliens |
 | Road Rage Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck |
 | Fork the Pork Kill 6 aliens with the forklift |
 | Dead Useful Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives |
 | Tosser... in the Literal Sense Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects |
 | Duke Angry, Duke Smash! Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids |
 | Noms Eat 10 pieces of food in SP |
 | Natural Disaster 3x Kill 3 aliens at once |
 | Full Body Tourettes Get knocked down 10 times |
 | Turd Burglar Find and steal a piece of poo |
 | I Need a Towel Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs |
 | Baron von Nukem Shoot down 20 alien fighters |
 | Call Waiting Listen to all phone messages |
 | Bucket Head Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign |
 | Party Animal Drink all of the beers in the strip club |
 | Pescaphobe Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level |
 | Drawrings Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP |
 | I Need a Date Look at every page of a calendar in SP |
 | Sticky Bomb Like You! Put a Trip Mine on a live alien |
 | Big Guns, Big Ships Blow up 5 enemy Gunships or Dropships |
 | Air-Duke Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club |
 | Balls of Steel Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP |
 | Flagon of Chuckles Drink a beer in SP |
 | Juiced Take steroids in SP |
 | He's Got a Hologram! Use a Holoduke in SP |
 | Substance Abuser Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP |
 | I Am All That Is Man Discover all ego cap rewards |
 | Gunslinger Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign |
 | Sunday, Black Sunday Shoot down the blimp above the stadium |
 | Nobody Likes a Whiner Knock out the talent at the talk show |
 | Lots of Whacking Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club |
 | Companion Barrel Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop |
 | One-Eyed Freak Defeat the Cycloid |
 | Pit Champion Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas |
 | Not Bad for a Human Defeat the Alien Queen |
 | A Good Dam Fight Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam |
 | Octacide Defeat the Octaking |
 | Beating the One-Eyed Worm Defeat the Leech |
 | Piece of Cake Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty |
 | Let's Rock Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty |
 | Come Get Some Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty |
 | Damn, I'm Good Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty |
 | Special Thanks Watch the credits all the way through |
 | Bubble Buster Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks |
 | Threesome Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader |
 | Passive Aggressive Let 20 enemies die by someone else's hand |
 | Bloody Red Rover Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover |
 | Scientits Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine |
 | Heart to Heart Finish Doctor Proton |
 | Hedonist, not Misogynist Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women |
 | Another Piece of Cake Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Easy Difficulty |
 | Let's Rock Out Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Normal Difficulty |
 | Come Get A Little More Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Hard Difficulty |
 | Damn, I'm REALLY Good Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Insane Difficulty |
 | I Am All That Is Man - Again! Discover all Ego cap rewards in The Doctor Who Cloned Me |
