| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | Ruler of Earth Unlock all other trophies. |
 | Probe-ation Officer Collect all Probes. |
 | Sun, Surf & Probes Collect all Probes in Santa Modesta. |
 | Saturday Evening Probe Collect all Probes in Rockwell. |
 | Down-Home Country Probing Collect all Probes in Turnipseed Farm. |
 | A Conspiracy of Probes Collect all Probes in Area-42. |
 | Probe Town, USA Collect all Probes in Union Town. |
 | Probes With a Capitol P Collect all Probes in Capitol City. |
 | The Tyrant of Turnipseed Complete all side missions in Turnipseed Farm. |
 | Rocked Well Complete all side missions in Rockwell. |
 | Modestly Successful Complete all side missions in Santa Modesta. |
 | Area 86ed Complete all side missions in Area 42. |
 | A Much Less Perfect Union Complete all side missions in Union Town. |
 | Kicking Government In the Seat Complete all side missions in Capitol City. |
 | First Contact Complete "Destination Earth!" |
 | Eminence Grise Complete "Citizen Crypto." |
 | Mars Needs Information Complete "The Island Suburbia." |
 | We're Doing It Live Complete "Suburb of the Damned." |
 | Bombing Run Complete "Duck and Cover!" |
 | This Ridiculous War Complete "Armiquist vs. the Furons!" |
 | Impeached Complete "Attack of the 50 Ft. President!" |
 | Power Trip Complete a side mission with the Bulletproof Crypto code enabled. |
 | Gray Matters Collect a total of 50,000 DNA without using the Mmm… Brains! Cheat. |
 | Ride the Lightning Fully upgrade the Zap-O-Matic. |
 | Dust in the Wind Fully upgrade the Disintegrator Ray. |
 | Earth-Shattering Kaboom Fully upgrade the Ion Detonator. |
 | Mind Over Matter Fully upgrade Psychokinesis. |
 | Danger: Death Ray Fully upgrade the saucer's Death Ray. |
 | Mind Over Antimatter Fully upgrade the saucer's Sonic Boom. |
 | Now You Learn to Love the Bomb Fully upgrade the saucer's Quantum Deconstructor. |
 | Alien Overlord Achieve 100% completion. |
 | There's the Beef Tip 100 cows. |
 | Terror From Beyond the Stars! Kill a total of 1,000 humans. |
 | Trail of Wreckage Destroy 500 vehicles. |
 | Identity Thief Assume 40 identities. |
 | Food for Thought Extract 250 brains from living humans. |
 | Term Limited Assassinate 50 politicians. |
 | Alien Conqueror vs. Robot Soldier! Destroy 50 robots. |
