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Being the fastest is a real achievement! It's a real mastery! It deserves some respect!

Yes, yes, I want more! Use me as a chair! Oh, yeah!

An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric.

If you're holding something in your hands, then you can hit yourself with it. Try it, it's fun.

The artist can offend and draw anyone. Usually this happens simultaneously.

It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!

You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.

It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life.

The dead guy doesn't need the eye, but you have only two of them.

Fly through all the rings!

It's quite difficult to describe this achievement. On your head be it.

When you jogged for three days in a row, prepared yourself mentally to serve in the army.

The vacuum cleaner can not only help to clean the apartment quickly but can also rush through space.

Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape.

It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes.

The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZA

If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably.

Completing the second chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the third one.

Completing the third chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the second one.

Someone else's pass works just like someone else's diploma: it allows you to connect to terminals.

The ignition of natural gas can cause not only a heated argument on some online forum.

It would be an awful thing to open coffins if we weren't talking about their back panel.

Congratulations! If you didn't cheat, then you are helping the industry to develop!

Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library.

It's very easy to determine a person's mental disorder by the color of his spacesuit.

You are a rebel at heart, a rebel by nature, and a rebel by horoscope.

It may seem that making a hundred or two shots is not so difficult.

Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it.

It's really easy to herd cows in space.

There's no point in heroically covering a barrel of a beam weapon with your chest.

You are immune to criticism. You are simply THE best.

Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity.

If you press any non-working button persistently, something will definitely happen.

Believing in yourself and never giving up.

Living coffins are no joke.

Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses.

Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes.

Shooting a machine gun is easy.

Being able to orientate yourself is an extremely important skill for any traveler.

One can listen to other people's advice forever, but it's much more valuable to think with your head

You can trust nobody! Nobody! Except us.

Sometimes, among a thousand of options, only one is the right one.

A man's palms say more than the backs of his hands, elbows, or navel.

Spying on people is indecent, and spying on dead people is doubly indecent. Probably.

Not everyone can save the galaxy, but saving it by just sitting on the couch is beyond comprehension