| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Flying Present Catcher Collect a locked present | 15 | |
| Thrill Seeker Open unidentified presents 15 or more times in one game | 15 | |
| Hate that Randomizer Open the Major Randomizer or Baby Randomizer 3 times in one game | 15 | |
| Totally Bummed Again Open the Total Bummer twice in one game | 15 | |
| Truly Evil Send an identified bad present to another player | 15 | |
| I'm a Total Saint Use Heal Friend Present on another player 10 times in one game | 15 | |
| Boom Box Baby Use The Boom Box 4 times | 15 | |
| Hi Fiver Hi Five another player 3 times in one game | 15 | |
| Fall Fest Fall off current level 5 times in one game | 15 | |
| Struck by Love Get hit by Cupid's arrow 5 times in one game | 15 | |
| Old School Jammin Play as both old Skool TJ and as Old Skool Earl | 15 | |
| HFZ Goober Hit and leave through the very first exit in the Hyper Funk Zone | 15 | |
| Ridiculoulsy Generous Give a life to another player 3 times in one game | 15 | |
| Fool Me Twice Go for a ride in the Evil Elevator twice in one game | 15 | |
| Harsh Love Make other player snap out of being in love by slapping them | 15 | |
| Wakey Wakey Make other player wake up by shouting at them | 15 | |
| I Can't Believe I've Done This Get a game over before level 3 | 15 | |
| Map Explorer Uncover all the map tiles for at least 5 levels within one game | 15 | |
| Piece o' Cake Complete a fixed world game | 15 | |
| Made It Through Complete a random world game | 15 | |
| Teamwork Rules Complete a game with a friend (local or online) | 15 | |
| Level Diver Get to hot tub island | 15 | |
| Feet on Funkotron Get to secret Funkotron Level via a secret doorway | 15 | |
| Nine Funkotronians Play as each of the playable characters | 15 | |
| Rhythm Star Beat the 5th level in Rhythm Matching | 15 | |
| 99 Problems (but a buck ain't one) Have 99 bucks | 15 | |
| Sunflower Master Hide in sunflowers 4 times in a game when being chased by an Earthling | 15 | |
| Broken Present Risk Taker Successfully open 10 broken presents in one game | 15 | |
| Why Do I Keep Doing That? Have 10 broken presents blow up on you in one game | 15 | |
| Boom Box Wipeout Pop 8 or more Earthlings who are dancing at a boombox in one game | 15 | |
| Gimme My Presents Back! Pop a mole who has stolen one or more of your presents | 15 | |
| Food Taster Eat every type of food in the game in a single play through | 15 | |
| A Timely Splash Save yourself from burning up by jumping in water | 15 | |
| Backer Visitor Visit a backer character | 15 | |
| Cleaning Out Santa's Sack Catch Santa 3 times in one game | 15 | |
| Elf Chaser Catch 5 elves in one game | 15 | |
| Beaten by a Little Girl Get killed by a Little Girl with a Teddy | 15 | |
| Mad Hatter Unlock all power hats | 70 | |
| Flying Present Ultimate Master Collect all of the locked presents | 30 | |
| Hey, you did it! Complete hard world | 15 | |
| Lord of the HFZ Reach the end of the HyperFunk Zone | 30 | |
| Gotta Get 'em All Pop at least one of every bad Earthling type in one game | 30 | |
| Can't Touch This Beat normal or hard world without dying | 90 | |
| Pacifist Victory Beat normal or hard world without popping a single Earthling | 30 | |
| The Worst Possible Luck Open an unidentified Major Randomizer, Total Bummer, or Instant Demotion after level 20 | 30 | |
| Is This Really Possible? Beat normal or hard world without opening a single present | 90 | |
| Found All The Backers! Visit every backer character | 15 | |
| FunkLord Power Reach the rank of FunkLord | 15 |