| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | The End Now go outside |
 | Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand |
 | Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level |
 | Saliva Surrogate Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs |
 | Essense of Pigeon Spray 3 people with pheromones |
 | Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes |
 | Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park |
 | Long Distance Charges Explore the rotary phone menu options |
 | Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal |
 | Face Infectors Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage |
 | Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop |
 | Spongliform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich |
 | Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant |
 | Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world |
 | Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool |
 | Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face |
 | Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort |
 | Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick |
 | But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight |
 | Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary |
 | Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities |
 | Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet |
 | Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool |
 | A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions |
 | DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records |
