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Monty Python's Flying Circus

Monty Python's Flying Circus

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Amstrad CPC

achievements (30)

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This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck.This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck.
Complete Stage 1.
5points
Hello, is that the BBC? I wish to register a complaint aboutHello, is that the BBC? I wish to register a complaint about
Complete Stage 2.
5points
...people who constantly hold things up by complaining about...people who constantly hold things up by complaining about
Complete Stage 3.
10points
...people who complain. It's high time something was done....people who complain. It's high time something was done.
Complete Stage 4.
10points
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
Complete Stage 1 with at least 16 cans of spam.
5points
Spam bacon sausage and spam.Spam bacon sausage and spam.
Complete Stage 2 with at least 16 cans of spam.
10points
Have you got anything without spam?Have you got anything without spam?
Complete Stage 3 with at least 16 cans of spam.
10points
Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Complete Stage 4 with at least 16 cans of spam.
25points
And now for something completely different.And now for something completely different.
Complete the game with all 4 brain pieces.
50points
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
Find bonus area 1-1.
2points
Here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penisesHere are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises
Find bonus area 1-2.
2points
...to annoy censors and hopefully spark some sort of controversy...to annoy censors and hopefully spark some sort of controversy
Find bonus area 1-3.
2points
We serve no meat. We're not only proud, we're smug about it.We serve no meat. We're not only proud, we're smug about it.
Find bonus area 2-2.
3points
We interrupt this program to annoy youWe interrupt this program to annoy you
Find bonus area 2-3.
2points
...and make things generally irritating....and make things generally irritating.
Find bonus area 2-4.
3points
I have a silly walk. I'd like a Government grant to develop it.I have a silly walk. I'd like a Government grant to develop it.
Find bonus area 3-1.
3points
Tonight we examine the question, 'Is there a life after death?'Tonight we examine the question, 'Is there a life after death?'
Find bonus area 3-2.
3points
...and here to discuss it are three dead people....and here to discuss it are three dead people.
Find bonus area 3-4.
3points
Apart from sanitation, education, wine, public order, roads,Apart from sanitation, education, wine, public order, roads,
Find bonus area 4-1.
3points
...and irrigation, what have the Romans ever done for us?...and irrigation, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Find bonus area 4-3.
5points
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swordsStrange women lying in ponds distributing swords
Find bonus area 4-4.
5points
...is no basis for a system of government....is no basis for a system of government.
Find bonus area 4-5.
5points
My dog's got no nose. How does he smell? Awful.My dog's got no nose. How does he smell? Awful.
Complete the first stage with a time bonus of 456 or more.
10points
My nipples explode with delight!My nipples explode with delight!
Lose 10 million points.
5points
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Lose 20 million points.
10points
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Lose 30 million points.
25points
Superlative knowledge of fermented curd and cheesey comestibles.Superlative knowledge of fermented curd and cheesey comestibles.
Successfully prove you are not a pirate.
1points
I fart in your general direction.I fart in your general direction.
Find bonus area 2-1.
2points
Blessed are the cheesemakers.Blessed are the cheesemakers.
Find bonus area 3-3.
3points
This sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man!This sounds like a job for... Bicycle Repair Man!
Find bonus area 4-2.
3points
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