| icon | info | RA score |
|---|---|---|
 | Introducing The Zerks Complete Level 1 | 2points |
 | Persistent Little Sneaks Complete Level 2 | 3points |
 | Bring In The Slot Machine Complete Level 3 | 4points |
 | Win A Free Zerk Show Complete Level 4 and win your very own Zerk Show! | 5points |
 | Alright Hot Shot Earn your sixth Zerk Show (and the game's wrath) in one game | 25points |
 | Zerk Rush Finish a level on the first visit to the Zerk Show with 0 coins in piggy bank | 10points |
 | Change On The Floor Score 50,000 Points in a single game | 5points |
 | Pocket Full Of Tokens Score 100,000 points in a single game | 5points |
 | Bucket Of Coins Score 250,000 points in a single game | 10points |
 | We Already Have Zerk Show At Home Win your second Zerk Show in a single game | 10points |
 | Not In My House Steal a token back from a Zerk immediately after it is taken | 5points |
 | Jackpot! Win the maximum payout (18 tokens) from the slot machine | 5points |
 | Sir This Is An Arcade Play the slot machine ten times during a single level | 3points |
 | Zerks' Revenge Win a Zerk Show with the Zerks set to highest difficulty | 10points |
 | No Time For A Bank Run Complete an entire level without taking cash out of the safe | 10points |
 | As Loud As A Real Arcade Activate the juke box, the telephone, and the slot machine at the same time | 5points |
