| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | Give It The Fingers Successfully entered both your quips in a round | 50 |
 | Quip It Good With both of your battles in a round | 100 |
 | Quipee-ki-yay! You won all of your battles in Round 1 and 2 | 150 |
 | Eighters Gonna Eight Played a game with 8 players | 50 |
 | Hi, Jinx! Entered the same thing as your opponent | 100 |
 | The Titular Achievement Got a quiplash. | 200 |
 | He Who Lashes Last... Got 70% or more of the votes in the Last Lash | 100 |
 | Sitting Ovation Played a game with an audience | 50 |
 | Quip Pro Quo Wrote a quip that Schmitty actually responds to | 100 |
 | Meatloaf Candy Wrote "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it | 100 |
