| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | Give It The Fingers Successfully enter both your quips in a round |
 | Quip It Good Win both battles in a round |
 | Quipee-ki-yay! Win all battles in Rounds 1 and 2 |
 | Eighters Gonna Eight Play an 8-player game |
 | Hi, Jinx! Enter the same thing as your opponent |
 | The Titular Achievement Get a Quiplash! (sweep votes in a 5+-player game) |
 | He Who Lashes Last… Get 70% or more of the votes in The Last Lash |
 | Sitting Ovation Play a game with an Audience |
 | Quip Pro Quo Write a quip that Schmitty actually responds to |
 | Meatloaf Candy Write "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it |
