| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | Newbie Start playing |
 | Haters Gonna Hate Dance through the first universe and don't stop for nothing |
 | Speedrun Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds |
 | Steedrun Play through Straitjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head |
 | Greedrun Play through Fat Cake universe and eat every fat cake, with a hamburger for a face |
 | Dinorun Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur |
 | Mmyes Indeedrun Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute, wearing a monocle and a top-hat |
 | That was it Finish the whole damn game |
 | Hatsamingo Collect half the hats |
 | Hatsamungojungo Collect all the hats |
