| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | BALL FUN TIME Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game. | 40 |
 | Pet Cemetery Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn. | 40 |
 | Jesus, Are You Still Listening to This? Listen to all of Pop Up's introduction; ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door. | 20 |
 | You Almost Solved It! Keep Going! Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree 50+ times, cuz you don't listen, you little popsicle stick. | 40 |
 | Clone on Clone Crime Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it. This isn't a game for snitches! | 40 |
 | Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. | 40 |
 | Instant Clone Soup Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? Man, we're just giving these things away. | 60 |
 | We <3 MURDER Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that, mom and dad? | 40 |
 | It's A Video Game, Kill Something! Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary! | 40 |
 | Here's a dang achievement, stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even an achievement? | 20 |
 | Daddy Gotta Eat! Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes! | 40 |
 | Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application. | 60 |
 | That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! What they get an achievement for that? But it’s just a cut scene! | 20 |
 | No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you. | 60 |
 | Final Upgrade! You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick! | 40 |
 | Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job. | 20 |
 | Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick. | 40 |
 | BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE IT'S BBALL TIME! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL! | 20 |
 | Bet You Can't Make 100 You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today? | 40 |
 | You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! | 60 |
 | You Didn't Have To Do That You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! Your actions have consequences in this game! | 20 |
 | Worst Guest Ever You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! | 60 |
 | The Ultimate Happy Ending Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled! | 60 |
 | Jopo Jopo Saves the Universe | 20 |
 | Let's Sling These Babies! You collected all the rare power babies! Let’s sell ‘em on my boy, T-Ham's Etsy account! | 20 |
 | Gorbin's Lil' Hole Slammer You got the high score in Space Slam, and my wife isn't dead! We're slaying it! | 20 |
 | Be Kind Rewind You watched a VCR tape! Was the clue clear enough for you? God forbid you figure it out yourself! | 20 |
