| icon | info |
|---|---|
 | Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies. |
 | Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first. |
 | Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable. |
 | Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this! |
 | Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again. |
 | You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it. |
 | Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. |
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 | Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times. |
 | Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) |
 | Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers. |
 | Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years. |
