| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | Get Your First Achievement Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first. | 90 |
 | Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable. | 90 |
 | Test Achievement Please Ignore Test achievement description! Replace this! | 90 |
 | Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again. | 90 |
 | You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it. | 90 |
 | Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. | 90 |
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 | Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times. | 90 |
 | Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) | 90 |
 | Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers. | 90 |
 | Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years. | 100 |
