| icon | info |
|---|---|
| Perception is Reality Obtain all trophies | |
| Son of Man An apple for a head | |
| Superluminal Beat the game in under 35 minutes | |
| Speed Runner Beat the game in under an hour | |
| Wake Up Beat the game | |
| Sugar Crash Break a soda can | |
| Feeling Blue Find all blueprints | |
| Fires Extinguished Empty all fire extinguishers | |
| Why Are You Like This? Clone an object way too many times | |
| Chess Master Find all secret chess pieces | |
| Stars Align Complete all constellations | |
| Soda Connaisseur Drink all sodas | |
| Polite Recognition Find the hidden trophy | |
| Please Use Other Door Find the nook in Optical | |
| Expert Fire Alarmist Pull enough fire alarms | |
| Fire Safety Achieved Pull all the fire alarms | |
| Fire Alarmist Pull one fire alarm | |
| Environment Saved! Place a soda can in a recycling bin | |
| Please Recycle Put a soda can in the wrong place instead of recycling | |
| Take Your Trash Elsewhere Fail at throwing away trash | |
| Vaguely Activated Achievement Congratulations on doing something! | |
| Kasparov Make the last move | |
| Mindful Finish all challenges in Challenge Mode | |
| Biggest Fan Finish the game with Developer Commentary enabled |