| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
 | Son of Man An apple for a head | 20 |
 | Superluminal Beat the game in under 35 minutes | 50 |
 | Speed Runner Beat the game in under an hour | 50 |
 | Wake Up Beat the game | 50 |
 | Sugar Crash Break a soda can | 20 |
 | Feeling Blue Find all blueprints | 100 |
 | Fires Extinguished Empty all fire extinguishers | 100 |
 | Why Are You Like This? Clone an object way too many times | 20 |
 | Chess Master Find all secret chess pieces | 100 |
 | Stars Align Complete all constellations | 100 |
 | Soda Connaisseur Drink all sodas | 50 |
 | Polite Recognition Find the hidden trophy | 20 |
 | Please Use Other Door Find the nook in Optical | 20 |
 | Expert Fire Alarmist Pull enough fire alarms | 30 |
 | Fire Safety Achieved Pull all the fire alarms | 100 |
 | Fire Alarmist Pull one fire alarm | 10 |
 | Environment Saved! Place a soda can in a recycling bin | 20 |
 | Please Recycle Put a soda can in the wrong place instead of recycling | 20 |
 | Take Your Trash Elsewhere Fail at throwing away trash | 20 |
 | Vaguely Activated Achievement Congratulations on doing something! | 50 |
 | Kasparov Make the last move | 50 |
 | Mindful Finish all challenges in Challenge Mode | 100 |
 | Biggest Fan Finish the game with developer commentary enabled | 100 |
