| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Thick as a Baby's Arm Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen" | 15 | |
| Start a Revolution Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell" | 15 | |
| Got a Car and a Date Completed "Welcome to the Age of Metal" | 15 | |
| Practice Bloody Practice Won an AI stage battle - any difficulty | 10 | |
| Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode | 20 | |
| Groupie Completed Campaign mode on Gentle | 25 | |
| Roadie Completed Campaign mode on Normal | 25 | |
| No More Tears Completed "Sea of Black Tears" | 15 | |
| Master of the Flame Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit | 20 | |
| Fistful of Fog Completed "Dry Ice, Wet Graves" | 15 | |
| I've never touched an axe before Personally smoted 300 enemies - any mode | 30 | |
| Ran to the Hills Completed "It's Raining Death" | 15 | |
| Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff Completed "Sanctuary of Sin" | 15 | |
| French Kiss Instructor Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams" | 15 | |
| Hair Remover Completed "Battle for Bladehenge" | 15 | |
| One Hit Wonder Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge | 5 | |
| Serpent Samaritan Freed 40 Bound Serpents | 10 | |
| Silence, ground walker! Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode | 10 | |
| Victör Won a ranked multiplayer match | 10 | |
| Sellout Spent 250,000 fans - any mode | 30 | |
| Cönquerer Won 50 match-made multiplayer battles. | 50 | |
| Hammer of Fate Champion Won 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI. | 10 | |
| Subjügator Won 10 match-made multiplayer battles. | 20 | |
| Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist Played a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps. | 10 | |
| Legend Completed Campaign mode on Brütal | 25 | |
| Armchair General Won a stage battle by yourself against the AI without attacking | 20 | |
| Dollpocalypse Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team | 15 | |
| Death From Above Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death | 15 | |
| Master of the Blood Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit | 20 | |
| Euthanasia Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team | 15 | |
| Six Degrees of Schafer Play with or against another player who has this Achievement | 15 | |
| Painkiller Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher | 15 | |
| Ringleader Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team | 15 | |
| Iron Fist Won an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty | 20 | |
| Metal God Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen | 50 | |
| Boar Bather Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and lived to tell the tale. | 50 | |
| Cry Me a River Killed 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow. | 10 | |
| A Face Like a Beast Killed 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads. | 10 | |
| Beard Beard Action Beard! Made out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads. | 10 | |
| Whispering Rock Chiseled four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore. | 10 | |
| Norwegian Sendoff Visited the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads. | 10 | |
| Carnivore Ran down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped. | 10 | |
| If You Want Blood, You Got It Killed 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger. | 10 | |
| Master of the Tear Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit | 20 | |
| Loyal Customer Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge | 25 | |
| Now You Must Tell the Tale Viewed all Legends | 20 | |
| Voices From Beyond Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal | 20 | |
| Serpent Savior Freed all 120 Bound Serpents | 25 | |
| Protector Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions | 20 | |
| Favored Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes | 30 | |
| Overkill Completed all hunting secondary missions | 20 | |
| Coolest Thing Ever Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce | 15 | |
| Beast Master Rode every animal in the world | 15 | |
| Tourist Viewed all vistas | 20 | |
| Virtuoso Learned all guitar solos | 20 | |
| Squeal Like a Chicken Completed all racing secondary missions | 20 | |
| Flowerslave Summoned all Motor Forges | 20 | |
| Serpent Spanker Freed 80 Bound Serpents | 15 | |
| Quill Tosser Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins. | 20 |
