
| icon | info | gamerscore |
|---|---|---|
| Goat Queen Become the Queen of Goat Ville | 30 | |
| Alexander Goatstafsson Win the title bout! | 15 | |
| What is its purpose? Thrash the Goathenge | 30 | |
| Angel Goat Do no evil | 15 | |
| Boulder of Death Hit the party with the Boulder of Death | 15 | |
| Demogoat Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time | 30 | |
| Devil Goat We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell | 30 | |
| LOEK Master Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue | 30 | |
| Pedestrian Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue | 15 | |
| Goats 'n' Stuff Hold your own concert | 15 | |
| Rymdskepp I Rymden Travel to space! | 100 | |
| A Story About My Goat I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement | 15 | |
| Disgusting Why did you step in that? Yuck | 15 | |
| Ling Ling Into Battle Go Fight the turtles | 15 | |
| Dodge This Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again. | 15 | |
| Mile High Club Lick the Hanging Glider. | 90 | |
| Goat Of The Hill Everything the light touches is your kingdom. | 15 | |
| A Story About My Elevator Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator | 30 | |
| Mattress Madness Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds | 30 | |
| Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3? Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items | 30 | |
| Around the World on 5 Trampolines Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. | 30 | |
| Try Hard Find all the trophies in Goat Ville! | 30 | |
| Tony Goat Finish all manual quests | 30 | |
| The Flapmaster Score 10 points in Flappy Goat | 30 | |
| Valkyrie Go on the catapult with a rider on your back | 30 | |
| One Ball Ride a bike for 60 sec | 90 | |
| Builder Goat Find all the blocks | 90 | |
| Is That A Goat? Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached | 30 | |
| Hat Simulator Buy all hats | 30 | |
| I Freaking Love Goats Find all collectibles on level 15 | 30 | |
| A new challenger has appeared Clear 25 survival quests in one game | 15 | |
| Big in Japan Beat the whiplash course without getting wet | 30 | |
| Boat Ride Enjoy your trip | 15 | |
| Butthurt Do a lot of hurt. With your butt. | 90 | |
| Don't starve Eat 50 food items in one game | 30 | |
| Elfstreet Boys Baa with the choir | 100 | |
| Excalitgoat Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator | 15 | |
| Goat from above Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive | 30 | |
| Gravity Goat Unlock the gravity goat mutator | 90 | |
| Hang tight Paraglide in the air for 1 minute | 30 | |
| I am Goat Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes | 30 | |
| Jörgen Jörgen | 15 | |
| Look at it go! Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb | 15 | |
| Love or Hate? Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. | 15 | |
| Masterchef Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible | 15 | |
| Mermaid Goat Unlock the mermaid mutator | 15 | |
| Music Non Stop Jump on the launchpad | 90 | |
| Not Again Get deviously trapped again | 15 | |
| Old Goat OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? | 30 | |
| Shattered dreams Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game | 30 | |
| Steal the Show Do a card trick at the magician | 30 | |
| Survivalist Craft all items in one game | 15 | |
| Survive for your life Survive 10 days | 30 | |
| The Charter Trip Visit all zones on the MMO level | 30 | |
| The Goa'th amendment Craft all the weapons in one game | 30 | |
| The Icelandic Experience It never erupts when you want it to. | 30 | |
| Too much fun Kill 7 zombies with one minifun | 30 | |
| Voluntary QA Trash the server room | 30 | |
| Warm bath Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool | 30 | |
| Wheel Goat Unlock the wheel of time mutator | 30 | |
| You raise me up! Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. | 15 | |
| Goatipede Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. | 15 | |
| Bounce it! Enable the hydraulic cars. | 15 | |
| Goatfellas Gather the crew for some drive-in movies. | 15 | |
| Retirement Just finish that one LAST job. | 15 | |
| Le Voyage Dans la Lune A Trip to the Moon. | 15 | |
| GoatBall Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. | 15 | |
| What’s the count? Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. | 15 | |
| Itsamee! Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. | 15 | |
| Plentiful masquerade Wear 30 masks at once. | 15 | |
| The Song of my People Listen to the whole pan flute song. | 15 | |
| The Big Score Find all the trophies on the Payday Level. | 15 | |
| Dastardly Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive. | 15 | |
| Use the sword, goat Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat. | 15 | |
| Be not afreight Destroy all freighters | 15 | |
| Ruler of the seven skies Blow up all pirate ships | 15 | |
| Bacon marauder Shoot down 30 police ships. | 15 | |
| The alien or the egg? Headbutt all alien eggs | 15 | |
| NERD! Find all collectibles | 15 | |
| I wanna be a baahlionaire Gather $1000000 | 15 | |
| My little brony Find all the pony horses. | 15 | |
| Testaholic Complete test chambers. | 15 | |
| It's working... IT'S WORKING! Run wild with the Podrunner. | 15 | |
| Splishy splashy Visit the badehaus. | 15 | |
| The world is your canvas Tag 10 walls. | 15 |