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460 / 1000 points
icon | info | score |
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BALL FUN TIME Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game. | 40 | |
Pet Cemetery Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn. | 40 | |
Jesus, Are You Still Listening to This? Listen to all of Pop Up's introduction; ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door. | 20 | |
You Almost Solved It! Keep Going! Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree 50+ times, cuz you don't listen, you little popsicle stick. ✅ unlocked at January 31st 2020, 5:24 pm | 40 | |
Clone on Clone Crime Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it. This isn't a game for snitches! ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 2:19 am | 40 | |
Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. | 40 | |
Instant Clone Soup Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? Man, we're just giving these things away. ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 2:49 am | 60 | |
We <3 MURDER Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that, mom and dad? ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 3:54 am | 40 | |
It's A Video Game, Kill Something! Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary! | 40 | |
Here's a dang achievement, stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even an achievement? ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 4:56 am | 20 | |
Daddy Gotta Eat! Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes! | 40 | |
Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application. ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 5:10 am | 60 | |
That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! What they get an achievement for that? But it’s just a cut scene! ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 6:16 pm | 20 | |
No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you. ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 7:25 pm | 60 | |
Final Upgrade! You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick! | 40 | |
Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job. | 20 | |
Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick. ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 7:27 pm | 40 | |
BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE IT'S BBALL TIME! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL! ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 1:43 am | 20 | |
Bet You Can't Make 100 You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today? ✅ unlocked at February 1st 2020, 6:05 pm | 40 | |
You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! | 60 | |
You Didn't Have To Do That You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! Your actions have consequences in this game! ✅ unlocked at January 31st 2020, 5:05 pm | 20 | |
Worst Guest Ever You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! | 60 | |
The Ultimate Happy Ending Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled! | 60 | |
Jopo Jopo Saves the Universe | 20 | |
Let's Sling These Babies! You collected all the rare power babies! Let’s sell ‘em on my boy, T-Ham's Etsy account! | 20 | |
Gorbin's Lil' Hole Slammer You got the high score in Space Slam, and my wife isn't dead! We're slaying it! | 20 | |
Be Kind Rewind You watched a VCR tape! Was the clue clear enough for you? God forbid you figure it out yourself! | 20 |