48 / 50 π
940 / 1000 points
icon | info | score |
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New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 7:48:31 AM | 5 | |
First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 8:41:15 AM | 10 | |
KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:46:16 PM | 20 | |
Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:46:16 PM | 20 | |
Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:45:14 PM | 10 | |
Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:45:17 PM | 10 | |
Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 7:05:02 AM | 20 | |
Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:01:28 AM | 20 | |
Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:45:40 PM | 25 | |
Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 5:38:47 AM | 25 | |
Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park β unlocked at 6/24/2016, 6:36:58 PM | 25 | |
For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:09:35 AM | 25 | |
Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:09:07 AM | 25 | |
Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 5:46:05 PM | 20 | |
Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 7:45:31 AM | 10 | |
Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 4:55:32 AM | 15 | |
Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 5:44:50 PM | 20 | |
Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 7:41:10 AM | 25 | |
Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:09:07 AM | 25 | |
Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:13:41 AM | 20 | |
Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 6:36:18 PM | 20 | |
Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 6:23:39 AM | 20 | |
Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:09:07 AM | 25 | |
Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:45:21 PM | 10 | |
Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 6:11:19 AM | 20 | |
Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 5:37:06 AM | 20 | |
Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. β unlocked at 1/1/2017, 9:35:12 AM | 20 | |
No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:09:35 AM | 25 | |
Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 6:02:32 AM | 10 | |
Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon β unlocked at 6/24/2016, 6:17:55 PM | 15 | |
Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:15:48 AM | 25 | |
Daddy Issues You befriended your father β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:45:22 PM | 15 | |
More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:45:19 PM | 20 | |
More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:16:40 AM | 30 | |
Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:18:54 AM | 20 | |
Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:09:36 AM | 20 | |
Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:45:30 PM | 20 | |
Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times. β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 7:20:19 AM | 20 | |
Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 5:10:26 AM | 15 | |
Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants β unlocked at 6/24/2016, 5:14:36 AM | 15 | |
Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:45:30 PM | 20 | |
Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes | 30 | |
Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus β unlocked at 6/27/2016, 4:45:25 PM | 20 | |
Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:13:02 AM | 20 | |
Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 8:32:01 AM | 25 | |
Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks β unlocked at 6/23/2016, 8:32:01 AM | 25 | |
You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game β unlocked at 1/1/2017, 8:04:53 PM | 20 | |
Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability β unlocked at 10/24/2016, 2:32:02 AM | 20 | |
Make it Rain! You've spent $500 β unlocked at 12/5/2016, 8:19:21 AM | 30 | |
Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game | 30 |