The Big Con Progress

Got on a bus to save your video store from loan sharks.

Grabbed enough money for a train ticket.

Conned more money than Ted on your way up the train.

Stole a lot of money from... the Kabaczkys.

Took a wrong turn in the desert and found a little guidance.

Snuck your way into a casino, dressed for success.

Saved Linda's Video from Ricky.

Finished your adventure and told your mom everything.

Stole an out-of-state drivers license from some guy from Saskatchewan.

Learned about how the stock market works.

Helped a well-meaning stockbroker with a thoroughly-researched tip.

Honestly, we just wanted you to hear the word Flungus one more time.

Coached a comedian for his big stage show, but respectfully did not attend.

Taught a smoker that smoking isn't cool, but giving money to strangers is.

Helped reunite two distant lovers, even if one of them was kinda annoying.

Witnessed a town of people wear the next great fashion craze.

Helped a strange, cheese-obsessed person find a connection in this crazy, mixed-up world.

Got way too deep in the underground shoe game.

Took Ted's briefcase without participating in his contest.

Helped the collector realize he's kind of a cool guy.

Told your mom the truth, it's her fault if she doesn't believe you, right?

Phoned your mom in every town, parking lot, and hotel you could.

Rewound tapes for money and earned back everything they took from you.

Got lost and found the worst place on earth.

Was politely asked to leave a moving train.

Got caught once too many times in the Huxtor.

Called Mari from the road and played it real cool.

Called Mari from the road and she actually picked up this time.

Who knew it could be this easy?

Became friends with Murray, while he shook people down in Las Venganza.

Stole some wallets for Myrna. Wonder what she's gonna do with those...

Got a Gold Fanny Pack for Dan as a thanks for spying on the locals.

Helped the grocer remember the old days.

Found 6 VHS tapes hidden throughout the game.

Met the collector and added to his collection. What does he do with this stuff?

Challenged an adventurer and won... sort of?

Helped some mysterious strangers complete their collection.

Show a complete sticker collection to a fellow collector.

Found some additions to your sticker collection in your home town.

Found some additions to your sticker collection in a huge mall.

Found some additions to your sticker collection on a moving train.

Found some additions to your sticker collection in a big city.

Found some additions to your sticker collection in a weird desert.

Found some MORE additions to your sticker collection in a big city.

Found some additions to your sticker collection in a bustling casino.

Showed up to work kinda sorta on time.

Learned how to make something out of nothing with a little changebreaking magic.

Used a hideous block of processed meat to make someone laugh.

Like taking candy from a baby...'s over protective mom.

Whoa, that's a pretty rad score you got on Rad Skater.

WHOA, how did you do that?

This is a higher score than anyone on the dev team ever has or ever will achieve.